I want my tounge split

[Queen Michael]

Well, you're gonna have to stand a lot of "This white man speakes with a forked tounge" jokes, but if you're fine with that (or even more convenient, not caucasian,) I say go for it if that's what you really want. Though I guess you iught to think about what you'll look like when you're sixty and all that jazz. Though to be honest I don't see how anybody's going to look good at that age, forked tounge or not.

 

[Jim Grim]

You may look like a tool. Just a warning.

 

[Drazeric]

All I have to say is this: Good luck getting a decent job after getting that done.

I don't care if they say they're equal opportunity employer. If you've got your tongue split, you've got a snowball's chance in hell for getting any sort of decent job.

well technically my tongue is in my mouth, and the sides arent going to shoot out every time i speak, so no one will actually know unless i stick my tongue out lol

 

[Drazeric]

Well, you're gonna have to stand a lot of "This white man speakes with a forked tounge" jokes, but if you're fine with that (or even more convenient, not caucasian,) I say go for it if that's what you really want. Though I guess you iught to think about what you'll look like when you're sixty and all that jazz. Though to be honest I don't see how anybody's going to look good at that age, forked tounge or not.

lol nice, but yea ive thought about it for 4 years now

 

[Eagle Est1986]

You should go one step further though, put a zipper on it!

This. Definitely.

OT: Do what you want, if you're sure that's what you want. I will think less of you if you do though, I can't help it, it's just how I've been brought up.

 

[Dexiro]

You're sure to be swarmed with friends and hot girls if that happens, you'll be the coolest dude of the lot.

Seriously though why the hell would someone do that. It's just mutilation for the sake of it, and it looks horrible.

 

[Angeryterrano]

it will destroy your life m8 don't do it you'll regret it your hole life

 

[harvz]

um, ow. if i recall correctly, doesn't this cause a loss of taste and problems later on in life with weakening of the muscles?

 

[creepy_rabbit]

It is VERY hard to learn to talk properly with you tounge split, okay do this; put your toung against your bottom teeth row and push as hard as you can and talk at the same time, it's kinda like that, I know because my friend has done it, hurts like hell too.
(You do know they cut your tongue in half with a heated-up scalpel right?)

 

[SnipErlite]

They're excellent for freaking people out and scaring off dates.

That's why you wanted it, right?

 

[Marmooset]

I was looking into a tattoo and I just thought if I become a grandpa with a little kids and there is a faded splotch on my arm in the shape of the federation badge will I regret it fuck yes

As far as tattoos go, the counter to the "how will it look on my body when I'm 80" argument is no one's gonna wanna look at your body when you're 80, regardless of tattoos. What you need to worry about is what markings are you gonna regret within 5 years - say, tattoo sleeves or decimated earlobes from the ever-so-popular-yet-nonconformist stretchy earrings:

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On that subject, OP: that's a stupid move for shock purposes (as is, possibly, this thread). And you will regret it the day you do it. Take a look at this guy:

Now, I'm not gonna judge aesthetics. But do you really think this guy has anything interesting to say about anything besides piercing? It's his M.O., and the extent of his being. If you split the tongue, welcome to his world.

 

[EeveeElectro]

...Kids these days and their trends.

Like my friend who tattooed the inside of her lip.

WHHYYYY??

 

[MetalPhoenix]

I love how a lot of people are calling TS freaky, disgusting and attention seeking. I thought this forum was about mutual respect towards each-other.
I get warned and hated when I mention something about religion, but bashing a dude for what he thinks looks cool is okay :?

Anyway, Drazeric: I'd say go for it
Be sure to post a picture of the result

 

[DefunctTheory]

All I have to say is this: Good luck getting a decent job after getting that done.

I don't care if they say they're equal opportunity employer. If you've got your tongue split, you've got a snowball's chance in hell for getting any sort of decent job.

well technically my tongue is in my mouth, and the sides arent going to shoot out every time i speak, so no one will actually know unless i stick my tongue out lol

That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You can't hid a tongue piercing (I don't care how clever you are. You may get away with it for a week, but eventually you'll use the wrong syllable in the wrong lighting and BAM! everyone knows), and you can't hid the fact that your tongue is in two pieces.

The general rule fore getting good jobs is as follows: keep all freaky shit in the t-shirt area. If you get out of that comfort zone, good luck: your job opportunities will be limited to tattoo parlors (And from your questions on tongue splitting, I guess you have no sort of skill at that), Hot Topic sales clerk (Ha!), and professional ditch digging.

EDIT: I don't necessarily think you're a freak for wanting this... just maybe a bit short sighted. We all have something we'd like to do, but reasoning keeps us from doing it.

Listen to that reasoning.

...Kids these days and their trends.

Like my friend who tattooed the inside of her lip.

WHHYYYY??

Thats actually not a bad idea. Kind of neat and sexy (To me), but unlike facial tattoos, easily hidden.

I can't imagine how it felt though.

 

[Dublin Solo]

Gotta say, it will look fantastic when you get older and get interviews for a real job.

EDIT: Well, I guess I got ninja'ed by pretty much everybody in this thread.

 

[FamoFunk]

Do it...