I want my tounge split

[Vrach]

If you think it's a good idea go for it. It'll give people an obvious enough warning of what you think good ideas are when approaching you.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue pierced. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

its not a piercing its getting the 2 sides cut down the middle...the end result is a forked tongue

Yeah, my mistake. I meant split, I'll edit it.

Still... Disgusting.

I think it looks wicked, but im not trying to knock your opinion j/w what disgusts you about it

You're cutting a part of your body in half. You wouldn't cut your arm in half would you? o.o

People cut much more important body parts in half than the tongue.

If you get my meaning...

*Look Down*'

I love the hypocrissy in this thread.

The same kind of people who think we should stop labelling ourself as gamers because of the social stigma are putting a social stigma on those who are into body modifications. Hilarious.

We are warning against a social stigma that has existed for much longer than gaming and can actually be seen by any and all around you. We are stating facts: He WILL have a hard time getting a job.

Besides, the social stigma of gaming is almost gone in adults (As long as your not the kind of person who babbles about WoW none stop, and thats annoying even to other gamers).

 

[Jaranja]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue pierced. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

its not a piercing its getting the 2 sides cut down the middle...the end result is a forked tongue

Yeah, my mistake. I meant split, I'll edit it.

Still... Disgusting.

I think it looks wicked, but im not trying to knock your opinion j/w what disgusts you about it

You're cutting a part of your body in half. You wouldn't cut your arm in half would you? o.o

People cut much more important body parts in half than the tongue.

If you get my meaning...

*Look Down*'

And that's even worse.

 

[lee1287]

...Kids these days and their trends.

Like my friend who tattooed the inside of her lip.

WHHYYYY??

So regular people don't release you're a vampire? HA

 

[Urialanis]

1 thing to say to 90% of the comments on this Haters gonna hate, do whatever you want with your body.

 

[JJD2488]

I admit that I personally would not want to split my tongue... but then, I'm not really the adventurous type. But that being said, my opinions on not getting it done only really apply to myself. You've been clearly thinking about this for a long time now, and I find it somewhat difficult to believe that over the four years of thinking about it you never weighed the pros and cons that people have been mentioning in this topic, like how it's a permanent decision. I know I certainly would have thought about it, and if after having done so my desire still remained unchanged for so long, I'd go ahead and do it.

And to all the people telling you that it's disgusting or whatever... don't let it get to you. I've always been a believer that the people in your life who truly care about you won't be so judgmental. Maybe it bothers them aesthetically, but they won't abandon you over it.

For a closing anecdote... my sister has beautiful jet black hair. A year or so ago she decided to dye it blonde, after having mentioned in passing for years that she wished she had been born with blonde hair. I personally think that her dyed hair looks unnatural and a bit ridiculous, but what I think about it doesn't matter. She's still my sister, and I still love her just the same. And the point is that it makes *her* happy to dye her hair, and it's her life to live. What's the point of living if you can't enjoy life?

 

[Mcupobob]

Why would you ask a international fourm on where to get your tongue forked? You even didn't give us a location on where you live. Is this all just one attempted on getting a ten page thread of shock and no.

OT: No, I have no idea where you would get your tongue forked. Try wallgreens or wallmart, mabey they can do it at a low price.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

All I have to say is this: Good luck getting a decent job after getting that done.

I don't care if they say they're equal opportunity employer. If you've got your tongue split, you've got a snowball's chance in hell for getting any sort of decent job.

well technically my tongue is in my mouth, and the sides arent going to shoot out every time i speak, so no one will actually know unless i stick my tongue out lol

I guess you don't open your mouth when you talk, Senor Wences.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i=MTlWOFA1cWuRpX09OYjA&have-u-ever-seen-a-split-tongue
Just in case people are wondering and can't be arsed to google.
OT: Go ahead, I've met a couple of people who've had it done...Thought they were tools. I just think it's vain and that vanity is an ugly thing. [http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i=eENvcmFMcWuRpOGFtTms&pippa-s-tongue-split-7months-later-cutting-the-regrowth]

My opinion though so it's irrelevant.

 

[Pikeperch]

Well, according to english wikipedia, it's not something you'll get done "legally" in the USA at least, doesn't say about Canada.

--In addition to being covered under laws prohibiting the unlicensed practice of medicine, tongue splitting is now banned in the U.S. military.

And according to french wikipedia, there are potential problems with twisting of the gums and teeth alignment.

--Cette pratique n'altère généralement pas l'élocution de la voix ni le goût, elle est cependant déconseillée, et présente des risques de conduire à une déformation du palais ou de l'alignement dentaire.

What you do your tongue is none of my business, but it seems pretty foolish to me.

 

[Caliostro]

If you want it, get it. It's your life. Why are you telling us?

I'm... Roughly 83% sure you will regret it later though. So make sure this is something you really want and not just something you're doing to get attention.

 

[Hashime]

When you look for a job (a serious one) you will regret it.

 

[Abengoshis]

Why does nobody know how to spell tongue properly...

 

[Chased]

Not the visually most appealing thing, but you should really considered how your going to pay for the bill once you loose your job.

 

[Weslebear]

In all honesty do want you to do, it's your body have fun with it, but posting it for what appears to be just shocked reactions is irritating and gives off the feel you only want it to be different and shock people in the first place.

 

[Rainforce]

why do you want to do that?
You will ruin your life.
Most (-> all important) people will look down on you.
(although I do, Im not part of those important people)
Sorry to everyone to post this on a gamer forum, but: get a life and a bit of a grip on reality. Please.
youre not insane, just cheaply delusional.
if you WANT to be insane, try another route! : D

 

[Metal Brother]

I would recommend first targeting the tongue.

If you can't spell it, you probably shouldn't pierce it.

SaintWaldo is my hero of the day.

 

[Woodsey]

It's disgusting, and good luck getting a job where you go anywhere near other people.

 

[Davvda]

I have a friend that can help you! He once hit me in the face hard enough for me to bite off the tip of my tongue and through my lower lip... I'm sure he can do something about your "idea"

Oh, did I mention it's free?