I want my tounge split

[Chancie]

I wouldn't do it. :/ I don't know what it would feel like (hurt, I'm sure) but it looks disgusting and just really isn't flattering at all.

 

[superbatranger]

Hell, do it. We can't actually stop you. Just...don't come crying back to us if it all goes wrong.

 

[Malkavian]

I love the hypocrissy in this thread.

The same kind of people who think we should stop labelling ourself as gamers because of the social stigma are putting a social stigma on those who are into body modifications. Hilarious.

It's not really a question of social stigma. It's just that most of us thinks it looks ridicolous, and has a teensy inkling that this might not be thought through.

If a persone was really convinced this was what he, or she, wanted, and was, within reasonable parameters, in possession of a good sensibility and had seriously considered the cnsequences with a mature mind, then sure... go ahead. As longs as you know what you are actually doing.

It's not getting one¨s tongue split that irks us. Or me, at least. It is doing something that is irreversible, looks bloody stupid, to me, and smells a lot like one of those things you think is cool at a certain age, but will regret for the rest of the life. Hell, I was full on goth(or at least tought I was) for three years of my life, with eyeliner, collars and the whole shebang. Today, I just shake my head with a curious smile when I think back on those days. My past self was, in my eyes, a ridicolous twerp. I wouldn't be without it, it made me me, but the difference is that I don't have to carry it around now. The eyeliner is not tattoed on my eyes, and the coller not stiched fast to my neck. I could leave it behind. Body-modifications follow you for the rest of your life.

Now, if the OP sounded mature and had any good arguments for this, I'd be behind him all the way. I'd be cheering for what is a very bold decission. However, he has shoddy grammar and an exaggerated use of "lol", and mentally, I picture him as 16-20. I do not think he should make such a decission at a point of his life where he cannot even properly defend this desire to split his tongue. All he has given is flimsy excuses, instead of standing proud and saying "Hell yeah, I know what it'll do, I know what consequences it will bring, but I don't care."

Therin lies the difference. And I hope it made sense, since I am raging drunk.

 

[Hawgh]

You might want a job some day, so I'm going to recommend against doing it. But I suppose you could try an internet search, or asking a tatooist or piercer; their area of work is close enough that they might know someone in the tongue-slicin' business.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Wow, youre getting a lot of hate for this. I say do it if you are absolutely sure, and have considered the consequences. Then again, information is probably what youre here for, and you get ragged on sadly.

Personally, I wouldnt do it, because I like to be able to control my tongue well. As for where to to get it done, google your town and tongue splitting. Or find friends who know people who have done it.

Also, how deep do you want it? Just curious really

 

[oppp7]

I don't think what you're doing is awesome, but I don't have the right to criticise your preferences. That said, remember that this is perminent, and jobs are already hard enough to find.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

...Kids these days and their trends.

Like my friend who tattooed the inside of her lip.

WHHYYYY??

So regular people don't release you're a vampire? HA

I know I know that from somewhere. But where? (Seriously, tell me)

 

[willsham45]

I have seen it not really my tast but everyone has there own...If you been wanting it for 4 years get it...If you have been measuring up pros and cons thinking I would like but what if this and that etc then make up your mind.

 

[Bek359]

I love the hypocrissy in this thread.

The same kind of people who think we should stop labelling ourself as gamers because of the social stigma are putting a social stigma on those who are into body modifications. Hilarious.

It's not really a question of social stigma. It's just that most of us thinks it looks ridicolous, and has a teensy inkling that this might not be thought through.

If a persone was really convinced this was what he, or she, wanted, and was, within reasonable parameters, in possession of a good sensibility and had seriously considered the cnsequences with a mature mind, then sure... go ahead. As longs as you know what you are actually doing.

It's not getting one¨s tongue split that irks us. Or me, at least. It is doing something that is irreversible, looks bloody stupid, to me, and smells a lot like one of those things you think is cool at a certain age, but will regret for the rest of the life. Hell, I was full on goth(or at least tought I was) for three years of my life, with eyeliner, collars and the whole shebang. Today, I just shake my head with a curious smile when I think back on those days. My past self was, in my eyes, a ridicolous twerp. I wouldn't be without it, it made me me, but the difference is that I don't have to carry it around now. The eyeliner is not tattoed on my eyes, and the coller not stiched fast to my neck. I could leave it behind. Body-modifications follow you for the rest of your life.

Now, if the OP sounded mature and had any good arguments for this, I'd be behind him all the way. I'd be cheering for what is a very bold decission. However, he has shoddy grammar and an exaggerated use of "lol", and mentally, I picture him as 16-20. I do not think he should make such a decission at a point of his life where he cannot even properly defend this desire to split his tongue. All he has given is flimsy excuses, instead of standing proud and saying "Hell yeah, I know what it'll do, I know what consequences it will bring, but I don't care."

Therin lies the difference. And I hope it made sense, since I am raging drunk.

That was incredibly well-stated and on-the-ball for being raging drunk. Hell, even for not being raging drunk.

 

[JdaS]

I'm pretty sure I haven't been ninja'd yet because this place is becoming increasingly populated with ridiculous sheep. You only live once and if you're lucky, about 90 years. You want to get a tattoo of a penis in your forehead? Split your tongue? Get a Prince Albert? Do it. Jesus. Why are you even asking other people's opinion on the matter. If you think it looks awesome and really want to go ahead with it, then there shouldn't be room for debate. Oh but you won't get a job, people will think you're a freak, waah waah. Who gives a fuck?

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Its good for going down on two women at the same time. Skinny women make it easier. So go for it.

Even with the most emaciated of super-models I don't think that would really work without a tongue of Gene Simmons-like proportions, and you can't just pick those up off the shelf you know!

 

[Calico93]

I did think of doing this myself, and while it may express your individuality and make you stand out in a crowd (if your walking around licking everything) its not so great in the future, also I failed to find anyone who thought it was a worthwhile idea.
Incredibly glad I didn't go through with it, I imagine eating with a split tongue would be weird

 

[Nerf Ninja]

...Kids these days and their trends.

Like my friend who tattooed the inside of her lip.

WHHYYYY??

So regular people don't release you're a vampire? HA

I know I know that from somewhere. But where? (Seriously, tell me)

Blade 2, Scud has a glyph tattooed inside his lip.

 

[Malkavian]

I love the hypocrissy in this thread.

The same kind of people who think we should stop labelling ourself as gamers because of the social stigma are putting a social stigma on those who are into body modifications. Hilarious.

It's not really a question of social stigma. It's just that most of us thinks it looks ridicolous, and has a teensy inkling that this might not be thought through.

If a persone was really convinced this was what he, or she, wanted, and was, within reasonable parameters, in possession of a good sensibility and had seriously considered the cnsequences with a mature mind, then sure... go ahead. As longs as you know what you are actually doing.

It's not getting one¨s tongue split that irks us. Or me, at least. It is doing something that is irreversible, looks bloody stupid, to me, and smells a lot like one of those things you think is cool at a certain age, but will regret for the rest of the life. Hell, I was full on goth(or at least tought I was) for three years of my life, with eyeliner, collars and the whole shebang. Today, I just shake my head with a curious smile when I think back on those days. My past self was, in my eyes, a ridicolous twerp. I wouldn't be without it, it made me me, but the difference is that I don't have to carry it around now. The eyeliner is not tattoed on my eyes, and the coller not stiched fast to my neck. I could leave it behind. Body-modifications follow you for the rest of your life.

Now, if the OP sounded mature and had any good arguments for this, I'd be behind him all the way. I'd be cheering for what is a very bold decission. However, he has shoddy grammar and an exaggerated use of "lol", and mentally, I picture him as 16-20. I do not think he should make such a decission at a point of his life where he cannot even properly defend this desire to split his tongue. All he has given is flimsy excuses, instead of standing proud and saying "Hell yeah, I know what it'll do, I know what consequences it will bring, but I don't care."

Therin lies the difference. And I hope it made sense, since I am raging drunk.

That was incredibly well-stated and on-the-ball for being raging drunk. Hell, even for not being raging drunk.

Why, thank you. I think I will celebrate by getting even more drunk. In truth, I was planning to anyway, but it's more fun if you pretend to have an occasion. Good evening, sir.

 

[Fraught]

Its good for going down on two women at the same time. Skinny women make it easier. So go for it.

Lord, how big tongues do you think people have?

Those have to be some mighty fuckin' pushed-together women.

Also, to answer your question, OP, in which you asked if "anyone here has it done or knows of a person who does it PROFESSIONALLY", I have to answer "No". No, I don't. If I did, I probably wouldn't come into contact with them often, and soon forget them. If I had it done then well...I wouldn't.

And you know why? Because it's weird. It serves absolutely no purpose, and considering my eating (or more specifically chewing) habits, it'd probably only bother me.

And since I can't answer your question, let me devise a set of questions m'self. First, what the fuck? And second, instead of smoothly going from one question to the next, I'll ask a similar-in-meaning question to the first one, but this time, it should be a little bit clearer what I want to know: Why the hell would you want to "get your tounge split", as you put it?
You mentioned not wanting to make dissensions in life that you'll forget, but you still want to get your tongue split? Why? Why, why, why? Are you an attention whore? Would you consider sticking your fingers between the two sides of your tongues and rubbing your tongue's sides something that will remedy your boredom in every situation where you have to wait for something in an environment with no other alternative methods of entertainment for a long time?

Tell me. I really want to understand what motivates a person to do this.

 

[Radu889]

Yeah. Do it.


Just think this; 20 years from now when you're old and your kids ask you what the fuck is wrong with your tongue what are you going to do?

 

[lostzombies.com]

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face

OT- it seems you have already made up your mind before you even started the discussion, just saying..

 

[The Rockerfly]

Lets look at it this way

Painful
Unattractive
Unemployable
Attention seeking
Expensive
Bloody
Regrettable

Now lets look at the pros

I honestly can't think of one apart from you think it looks good, try telling that to friends, family and future sexual partners

I love how a lot of people are calling TS freaky, disgusting and attention seeking. I thought this forum was about mutual respect towards each-other.
I get warned and hated when I mention something about religion, but bashing a dude for what he thinks looks cool is okay :?

Anyway, Drazeric: I'd say go for it
Be sure to post a picture of the result

It's not directly insulting the person. Just peoples opinions on the idea of something so it's all cool