I want my tounge split

[Drazeric]

Alrighty well i have been looking at this for about 4 years now, just so i dont make a dissension that i will regret in life lol but I really want my tounge split. So i was wondering if anyone here has it done or knows of a person who does it PROFESSIONALLY...not just some guy in his basement

 

[Super Toast]

Allow me to inquire; Are you fucking insane!?

 

[SaintWaldo]

I would recommend first targeting the tongue.

If you can't spell it, you probably shouldn't pierce it.

 

[Jaranja]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue split. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

 

[Drazeric]

Allow me to inquire; Are you fucking insane!?

um....probably a lil bit....

I would recommend first targeting the tongue.

If you can't spell it, you probably shouldn't pierce it.

well first off whoops lmao, and second its not a piercing its literally getting your tongue cut in half

 

[CrazyMedic]

I was looking into a tattoo and I just thought if I become a grandpa with a little kids and there is a faded splotch on my arm in the shape of the federation badge will I regret it fuck yes, I would say the same thing about any body modification that can't be complete undone (tattoos still leave a noticeable mark even when they have been 'removed') so just picture yourself in 40 years(assuming you are twenty now) with your grandchildern on your lap "grandpa why is your tongue split in half" and you half to respond "while when I was young it was cool and hip"

 

[Drazeric]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue pierced. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

its not a piercing its getting the 2 sides cut down the middle...the end result is a forked tongue

 

[Jaranja]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue pierced. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

its not a piercing its getting the 2 sides cut down the middle...the end result is a forked tongue

Yeah, my mistake. I meant split, I'll edit it.

Still... Disgusting.

 

[Drazeric]

I was looking into a tattoo and I just thought if I become a grandpa with a little kids and there is a faded splotch on my arm in the shape of the federation badge will I regret it fuck yes, I would say the same thing about any body modification that can't be complete undone (tattoos still leave a noticeable mark even when they have been 'removed') so just picture yourself in 40 years(assuming you are twenty now) with your grandchildern on your lap "grandpa why is your tongue split in half" and you half to respond "while when I was young it was cool and hip"

thats eerie you guessed my age lol, but i would love to have that convo with my grandkids

 

[khaimera]

Its good for going down on two women at the same time. Skinny women make it easier. So go for it.

 

[Drazeric]

It's pretentious and attention seeking. Get it if that's what you want to be.

how so?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

As a fellow member of the insane (and Juggalo) community i say go for it.

 

[Dana22]

What for if I may ask ?

 

[Drazeric]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue pierced. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

its not a piercing its getting the 2 sides cut down the middle...the end result is a forked tongue

Yeah, my mistake. I meant split, I'll edit it.

Still... Disgusting.

I think it looks wicked, but im not trying to knock your opinion j/w what disgusts you about it

 

[Super Toast]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue pierced. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

its not a piercing its getting the 2 sides cut down the middle...the end result is a forked tongue

Dude, think of the consequences. You'll look like a freak, you'll have trouble talking, the blood loss would be immense and it isn't beneficial in any way.

 

[RatRace123]

That's weird.
I wouldn't do it, but if you want a forked tounge, I guess go ahead.

You should go one step further though, put a zipper on it!

 

[Drazeric]

As a fellow member of the insane (and Juggalo) community i say go for it.

HIGH FIVE lol

 

[Skullpanda]

All I have to say is this: Good luck getting a decent job after getting that done.

I don't care if they say they're equal opportunity employer. If you've got your tongue split, you've got a snowball's chance in hell for getting any sort of decent job.

 

[Drazeric]

Yeah, I'd like to have my lounge split, maybe have a smaller lounge and a dining area.

I would never get my tongue pierced. It's not because it's painful or anything; it's just disgusting.

its not a piercing its getting the 2 sides cut down the middle...the end result is a forked tongue

Dude, think of the consequences. You'll look like a freak, you'll have trouble talking, the blood loss would be immense and it isn't beneficial in any way.

actually you only will have a lisp for a few weeks until it heals, and as for the freak part...lol if you only knew lol