I want my tounge split

[Stuntcrab]

are u a trucking idiot u wont be able to speak the same and there are things that wont be possible if u know Wat i mean

Not to be a Grammar Nazi, but please use decent grammar.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

This WILL be the worst deciscion you wiil make in your whole life.(if you do it)
Let me elaborate:

You'll look like some kind of person mutilated at birth
How the fuck will you talk right?
Nobody is going to want to be near you,enjoy some free seats around you on the bus.
Why would you want this?
I could go on and on for hours about how this question is possibly one of the most idiotic i've seen in a long time,but I don't wan to risk any bans or anything so I'm going to sum this up.

TL;DR-DO NOT DO IT.

 

[Dublin Solo]

I say go for it, I did it and I haven't looked back. It makes talking harder, but as long as you just stay posting on forums you'll be fine.

I also got my balls stapled to my inner thigh, not professional or anything because I was trying to save a bit of cash. It makes moving harder, but I really like the edgy look it gives me when I show it to the ladies.

I also got my eyelids pinned shut with a rusty paperclip. The tetanus was annoying for a bit but once the lockjaw and muscle spasms set in it made me look like a right nutjob, which is my niche.

I also got all the toes on both feet fastened together with a giant rebar. I had to give up my career as a cab driver because I kept hitting all the pedals when I put my foot down, but I crashed and killed a load of people and that's juggalotastic.

I also got my rectum prolapsed and sewn into my belly button. It makes sitting down really hard and the gangrene is *****, but it looks like I've got a smelly snake on my body.

I go back to this thread every now and then to see what people have to say to the OP, and I find this gem. You, sir, win the day.

 

[Kellerb]

Its the physical embodiment of desperatly trying to be unique. just be yourself.

also. ewww.

 

[thedeathscythe]

I would recommend first targeting the tongue.

If you can't spell it, you probably shouldn't pierce it.

Also, I hope he makes a decision, not a dissension.

Do your research before thinking of doing this. Off the top of my head, you don't seem to be the type to have done that.

 

[Drazeric]

Allow me to inquire; Are you fucking insane!?

um....probably a lil bit....

I would recommend first targeting the tongue.

If you can't spell it, you probably shouldn't pierce it.

well first off whoops lmao, and second its not a piercing its literally getting your tongue cut in half

Sorry dude, but i think thats fucking stupid.

How'll you even talk?

with a lisp for the first 1-2 weeks then normaly

 

[Drazeric]

I would recommend first targeting the tongue.

If you can't spell it, you probably shouldn't pierce it.

Also, I hope he makes a decision, not a dissension.

Do your research before thinking of doing this. Off the top of my head, you don't seem to be the type to have done that.

i have been researching it for 4 years now so thanks lol

 

[Drazeric]

It is VERY hard to learn to talk properly with you tounge split, okay do this; put your toung against your bottom teeth row and push as hard as you can and talk at the same time, it's kinda like that, I know because my friend has done it, hurts like hell too.
(You do know they cut your tongue in half with a heated-up scalpel right?)

i have been reading accounts on it and apperently within a few weeks after the swelling goes down you will regain your speaking abilities

 

[Thedayrecker]

Whatever floats your boat, but on a personal note:

Spoiler: The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Drazeric]

It's pretentious and attention seeking. Get it if that's what you want to be.

how so?

You are a human. You are not a snake nor a demon. Your tongue should not be split. To do so is to pretend to be something you are not, for the attention it will bring. Like a Caucasian with a visible Kanji tattoo, but in a more misanthropic way. Only shallow and foolish people will be impressed. Anyone else will think you're a poseur.

I'm a die-hard metalhead, but if I saw a split tongue, I'd only respect the person if they were already covered in tattoos and piercings.

well its not to pretend im something im not, its the fact that i "want" to be something else, its the fact i really think it looks cool and the stereotypes are getting old

 

[Drazeric]

I love how a lot of people are calling TS freaky, disgusting and attention seeking. I thought this forum was about mutual respect towards each-other.
I get warned and hated when I mention something about religion, but bashing a dude for what he thinks looks cool is okay :?

Anyway, Drazeric: I'd say go for it
Be sure to post a picture of the result

thank ya oh and i will lol

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

that depends, do you ever want to get a job ever? if so, probably not a good choice.

 

[USSR]

..can you still talk with it?
If so, do what you want.
If it screws with your ability to talk, I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Drazeric]

This is not a dissension anyone should ever really have to make. Do you really want to permanently maim yourself because of some contemporary fad? Speaking as someone with some seriously deep permanent scars it's a very unpleasant feeling knowing that theres nothing you can do to change it back, it alienates you in a way. And good luck getting employed.

Anyway, yeah definitely have it done. It'll be awesome. I mean it's something you've wanted for ages right? And you've thought about it for four years and you're twenty now. Time to stand up and do something brave, something different, something splitty. Definitely. In fact, why are you even on here asking people? Actions, not words, man. Go to the nearest body mod place right now and fork that bugger up. And remember consequences are something for you to worry about later.

its completely reversable

 

[The Eggplant]

Do it if you feel it to be truly necessary, and if you think that the distinct likelihood of having tremendous difficulty finding gainful employment, having every single person you meet for the rest of your life instinctively be suspicious and judgmental of you--if not outright disgusted by you--and being forced into associating with one specific image and group of people long past the point that you might want to is an appropriate trade-off for hacking your body open.

Snideness aside, though, don't do it. Speaking as a somewhat extensively-pierced young man, I can tell you that even with the comparatively moderate amount of body modification I sport, I often find myself having to fight to be respected and taken seriously by my peers, my employers, and the general public.

It's not that I'm telling you not to go through with it because I disapprove--I'm a huge fan of body modification in general. But any time you permanently or even temporarily mutate or alter your body, you have to think about the ramifications in terms of long-term financial and social success and comfort. It sounds like you've studied the medical possibilities fairly extensively, and that's admirable--but I don't think you've really realized that this will change your life irrevocably and negatively in terms of your simple ability to survive and thrive in society.

 

[Dublin Solo]

I don't think anybody knows where to have your tongue split, seriously. If you haven't been able to find in four years, you're either searching wrong, or not really searching at all.

 

[blankedboy]

DO NOT get one like this:

Because they look like shit.

If you DO get one, which I recommend you don't, then get one like this:

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Either way, they both look pretty disgusting. Just keep your real tongue.

are u a trucking idiot u wont be able to speak the same and there are things that wont be possible if u know Wat i mean

Not to be a grammer nazi but please use decent grammer

u

i

what

See what i'm saying?

EPIC HYPOCRIT MANOUVRE

 

[Booze Zombie]

The hostility here is quite surprising, I shall be honest.
Anyway, it's your choice... but make sure you're fully educated about this before you make your choice and don't do it just to look cool, do it because you want to... or don't do it, because you don't want to.

 

[PhantomCritic]

By all means, if it makes you feel happy, do it. Not my problem or anyone elses when you look in the mirror in a few years time and think "...why did I do this?!", but who am I to say you will not like the idea of it or not? Just please think about the consequences.
OT: My general opinion, as you would have guessed by now, is that I don't like the idea of tounge spliting. I find it disgusting to be frank. Sorry to say it but thats just what I think.