damnit, now i wanna watch anime.
ok, Before you watch any more anime, go and watch Lucky star. from what i can tell it is the absolute BASELINE for any anime lovers, (go konata)
ok, after that, go ahead, watch anything, i can guarantee that after that allmost everything will make sence
then go watch Ika musume (AKA: squid girl) hilarious stuff
the first Full metal alchemist is allright but towards the end is just an endless slew of fillers, nothing is really happening, Full metal Alchemist Brotherhood is much better.
infact, screw it, go and watch everything by BONES, you wont regret it
Ok so that list is now:
Lucky star
Squid girl
Everything by BONES (link for reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bones_(studio))
(thats like FMA, FMAB, Soul eater, Eureka 7, Xam'd etc)
and also, if i didnt mention Gintama, a friend of mine would murder me violently. with a cheese grater and vinegar (he freaking loves that anime)
then there is Zero no tsukaima (AKA the familiar of zero) funny, needs another season though
Foolycooly, oh god, when it comes to the most random anime, THIS is it
Ergo proxy is good if you want a more dark, slow anime that you need to watch more than once to fully understand
some of the newer animes are good, but most haven't been dubbed, these are like Highschool of the dead and kore wa zombie desu ka?
also, i found that avoiding Neon genesis like the plague is a very good idea, it is hazardous to your mental health, especially when it doesn't end
TL;DR:
Lucky star
squid girl
anything by BONES
the familiar of zero
Fooly cooly
Ergo proxy
HIghscool of the dead
Kore wa zombie desu ka?
In that order,
OPTIONAL:
gintama (dont kill me!)
(ps, this is a guide, going through as many genre's as i can think of,(hey! its early) you dont need to do Gintama because it is like OVER 9000 episodes in length (205+ last count)