quiet_samurai said:
I played hockey in Canada when I was a lad. Does that count?
No, you have to do the following:
-Get drunk in Canada with canadian beer.
-Get laid by a canadian.
-Able to talk a little bit of french. (You never know which spot you might end up).
EDIT: Before I get more PMs, I want to specify a few other details.
-The previous statements must be done in Canada.
-If you're born in Canada, you're canadian.
-if you're born in Canada and only know one language, why the fuck haven't you learn the other already?
Note* I will add more if I get more PMs. Becoming canadian is becoming harder by my standards.