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quiet_samurai

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Random argument man said:
quiet_samurai said:
I played hockey in Canada when I was a lad. Does that count?
No, you have to do the following:

-Get drunk in Canada with canadian beer.
-Get laid by a canadian.
-Able to talk a little bit of french. (You never know which spot you might end up).

Well then give me my honorary maple leaf pin because I have done all those. I grew up right across the border from Canada and I also lived there for two years when I was little. As far as French goes, I can count to ten.
 

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Donbett1974 said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
If Palin somehow gets presidency I assure you I will run the border without hesitation.
I heard a lot of democrats say this about Bush and some repubicans about Hillary. All I can say is get the hell out now we don't need wussy in the USA.
Yeah I'm such a wussy for wanting my individual rights. God I wish I could be cool like you and just make everyone think the way I want to because I'm too dense and narrowminded to let others have an opinion.
berethond said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
If Palin somehow gets presidency I assure you I will run the border without hesitation.
No way in hell she'd be worse than<color=white>NObama.
I'd rather not find out if it's all the same to you.
 

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
Yeah I'm such a wussy for wanting my individual rights. God I wish I could be cool like you and just make everyone think the way I want to because I'm too dense and narrowminded to let others have an opinion.
I'm moving to Texas soon, join me and hope they just get tired down there and strike off on their own.
 

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There could be worse things but as we were saying, jump on the wagon to Canada where you can be French or be strange and also there are gaming studios in Canada.
 

pantsoffdanceoff

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LaughingTarget said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
Yeah I'm such a wussy for wanting my individual rights. God I wish I could be cool like you and just make everyone think the way I want to because I'm too dense and narrowminded to let others have an opinion.
I'm moving to Texas soon, join me and hope they just get tired down there and strike off on their own.
Naw, I'm going to stay in California and hope an earthquake comes and takes us out into the pacific and then we can form our own nation.
 

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
If Palin somehow gets presidency I assure you I will run the border without hesitation.
Hopefully Ignatieff get to be our Prime Minister that would be sweet. Then I could say to my American friends, our leader is called IGGYYYY!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!
 

LaughingTarget

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
Naw, I'm going to stay in California and hope an earthquake comes and takes us out into the pacific and then we can form our own nation.
Well, if you live near a Coca Cola plant, you'll evolve gills and a tail and you'll be able to live under water.
 
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Glefistus said:
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Canada is like a bigger Britain except instead of the Monarchy and their fuzzy hatted guards they have the Mounties.

I love being British, but Canada is the one place I could move and enjoy living there.
No, it's not. We don't spy on our citizens.
Touché. But then I don't defend our government. I was meaning the general demeanour of the people I met there were similar to the British, if not friendlier.
 

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
Donbett1974 said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
If Palin somehow gets presidency I assure you I will run the border without hesitation.
I heard a lot of democrats say this about Bush and some repubicans about Hillary. All I can say is get the hell out now we don't need wussy in the USA.
Yeah I'm such a wussy for wanting my individual rights. God I wish I could be cool like you and just make everyone think the way I want to because I'm too dense and narrowminded to let others have an opinion.
Running to the border when someone you didn't want becomes president show a weakness of character and as I stated before we don't need you we need people who will stand not run period.
 

pantsoffdanceoff

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Donbett1974 said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
Donbett1974 said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
If Palin somehow gets presidency I assure you I will run the border without hesitation.
I heard a lot of democrats say this about Bush and some repubicans about Hillary. All I can say is get the hell out now we don't need wussy in the USA.
Yeah I'm such a wussy for wanting my individual rights. God I wish I could be cool like you and just make everyone think the way I want to because I'm too dense and narrowminded to let others have an opinion.
Running to the border when someone you didn't want becomes president show a weakness of character and as I stated before we don't need you we need people who will stand not run period.
Why would I want to live in a country where the majority of the population thinks that Palin would be a good choice. Go ahead I'll send a bear to your house and when you run like a scared pansy I'll deem it a weakness in character.
 
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I want to be a canadian but I am stuck in the US. some day, I will flee america (with my passport... maybe) and finally be in the land of the free and home of the brave.
Americans are (from my view[an american view]) ether evil bastards or good wimps. Where I live, we live free and only the strongest (socially, mentally, and/or physically) will survive.
 

murphy7801

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Random argument man said:
quiet_samurai said:
I played hockey in Canada when I was a lad. Does that count?
No, you have to do the following:

-Get drunk in Canada with canadian beer.
-Get laid by a canadian.
-Able to talk a little bit of french. (You never know which spot you might end up).
Iv done all things in england
 

SmartIdiot

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I think I've just figured out where I'm going to live...

The Maddest March Hare said:
Canada is like a bigger Britain except instead of the Monarchy and their fuzzy hatted guards they have the Mounties.
And it's not grey!
 

GodsOneMistake

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I kind of get the whole "Friend Zone" vibe from those two. Hey asian dude get out and get out quick, you won't get what you want.
 

Itsmyship

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Eh, I wouldn't mind being Canadian. You guys seem to have a lot of fun there. Although I don't know French >.< I know Spanish, so I guess California seems where my destiny lies.
 

murphy7801

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SmartIdiot said:
I think I've just figured out where I'm going to live...

The Maddest March Hare said:
Canada is like a bigger Britain except instead of the Monarchy and their fuzzy hatted guards they have the Mounties.
And it's not grey!
not so gray in hertfordshire