I was attacked by Twilight fangirls on the bus... Scariest moment of my life.

[Sindre1]

Boofu*kinghoo.
Apperantly I look like Mr. Bean. Or Sheldon.
One of the two, not both. Witch is strange, as they don't look like each other.
I have a beard now, so hopefully I don't look like them at the moment.

 

[Thebiggestpanda]

I've been told that I also resemble a celebrity. Apparently from the right angle I resemble Starkiller from the force unleashed.
So I resemble Sam Witwer from the right angle. Not a bad celebrity to share some resemblence to.

Oh man, one of my exes would freaking love you haha.

 

[Lou]

I stopped shaving because otherwise I look like Brad Pitt.

A rather pudgy one but Brad Pitt nonetheless ^^


But yes. Twilight is a plague.
My friends and I actually duct taped a man to a chair and forced him to watch Twilight. I regret doing so from the bottom of my soul.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I don't know what you look like so I can't judge for myself, but that's just... creepy.
Just because someone looks like a celebrity, why would you want their autograph?!
I saw someone in Asda who looked like Jimmy Carr and I didn't even bother approaching him, he was just another person. This is Twilight fanbrats though >
I would have taken advantage and said, "Edward's doppelgänger tells you to burn all your Twilight books and read some real fiction."
I haven't encountered anything similar, although my fella likes to lets his opinion on music known, and gets a lot of flack from some of his 'friends' for not liking a band everyone else is bumming right now.
The funniest thing I saw was when some girl told him, "You might like them live if you don't like their album." HURP DERP.

 

[Terminate421]

Hand them this book and they'll leave you alone so they can discover REAL literature.

Then he will have to explain to the judge why they burst into flames.

Much better book IMO

 

[Shanecooper]

I almost got into a punch up for rolling my eyes at a twilight poster. Some girl saw me do it
and got her boyfriend/gay friend to try and punch me. Lucky for me, I'm really a ninja and was
able to repel his skinny white boy slap-punch.

Crazy thing was, I was telling my sister, who is also into twilight about this, and she thought
they were in the right.

 

[Drejer43]

What if I was a rapist cocaine-addict?

Spoiler

Yeah they are pretty dumb.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I have a teacher at school who looks like John Williams. I'm sort of jealous.

 

[Nick of Blades]

I'm sorry for you, man. I would have ran away as fast as I could from that, even if it ment diving out of the bus.

 

[I Max95]

wow, scary
on several different levels
and no i never had encounters with hardcore Twilight fans they usually keep to themselves in my neighborhood

 

[poet_lawreate]

Twilight completely ruined RPattz for me. I thought he was kinda hot in Harry Potter, in a 'I hated this character in this book but you have provided me with man-meat eye candy in the film' sort of way. Now I can't think of him as anything but a vehicle for something which inspires so much hatred in me that I want to rip off his face whenever I look at it.
And if I say as much, girls say 'ew, you don't fancy Robert Pattison? Are you a dyke?'

Raeg against the emochine.

 

[titanium turtle]

twilight killed vampires and werewolves
we will need to wait years for the toxic sludge of twilight to clear

I pray we do not have sparkly zombies in my lifetime

 

[titanium turtle]

I almost got into a punch up for rolling my eyes at a twilight poster. Some girl saw me do it
and got her boyfriend/gay friend to try and punch me. Lucky for me, I'm really a ninja and was
able to repel his skinny white boy slap-punch.

Crazy thing was, I was telling my sister, who is also into twilight about this, and she thought
they were in the right.

barricade the door my friend- they are everywhere

 

[dmase]

Thanks for reaffirming your relationship with your girlfriend, does she also lurk the forums? jk

Twilight fangirls all seem rather sexually focused. The ones that do preach chastity usually don't have many guys coming around but I doubt that would last very long if their knight came and swept them off their feet. And usually, all the twitards, have jailbait written right on their forehead.

 

[theironbat46]

Quit your bitchin', at least you don't look like Shrek.

Thats considered a good thing before Shrek 3! BADUMP-TISH!

 

[default]

But yesterday I had to catch a bus home that picks up students from highschools around the city. Lots of younger teens I had been glad I could avoid going to college. When I sat down, I saw about six girls, (around fifteen or so) looking and pointing at me and giggling... I just ignored them.

BUT THEN one of them came and sat next to me, and just said: "Do you know you look like Robert Pattinson?"

I said I had been told that before. And yeah, that's when the chaos started.
Long story short, they kind of mobbed me, played with my hair and tried to force me to sign their legs and stuff. It was so awkward, because a girl I had known from my old school was sitting behind me, and we exchanged disbelieving looks now and again. Eventually half of them had to get off the bus (THANK GOD).

Were they wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots, black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow? Did they call you a prep and put up their middle finger at you?

It is REALLY SAD I understood that reference...

"OMG R U A PREP???!"

 

[Artina89]

But yesterday I had to catch a bus home that picks up students from highschools around the city. Lots of younger teens I had been glad I could avoid going to college. When I sat down, I saw about six girls, (around fifteen or so) looking and pointing at me and giggling... I just ignored them.

BUT THEN one of them came and sat next to me, and just said: "Do you know you look like Robert Pattinson?"

I said I had been told that before. And yeah, that's when the chaos started.
Long story short, they kind of mobbed me, played with my hair and tried to force me to sign their legs and stuff. It was so awkward, because a girl I had known from my old school was sitting behind me, and we exchanged disbelieving looks now and again. Eventually half of them had to get off the bus (THANK GOD).

Were they wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots, black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow? Did they call you a prep and put up their middle finger at you?

It is REALLY SAD I understood that reference...

"OMG R U A PREP???!"

Yeah, I feel unclean that I know that reference.

They might have cried tears of blood (rolls eyes)

 

[default]

But yesterday I had to catch a bus home that picks up students from highschools around the city. Lots of younger teens I had been glad I could avoid going to college. When I sat down, I saw about six girls, (around fifteen or so) looking and pointing at me and giggling... I just ignored them.

BUT THEN one of them came and sat next to me, and just said: "Do you know you look like Robert Pattinson?"

I said I had been told that before. And yeah, that's when the chaos started.
Long story short, they kind of mobbed me, played with my hair and tried to force me to sign their legs and stuff. It was so awkward, because a girl I had known from my old school was sitting behind me, and we exchanged disbelieving looks now and again. Eventually half of them had to get off the bus (THANK GOD).

Were they wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots, black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow? Did they call you a prep and put up their middle finger at you?

It is REALLY SAD I understood that reference...

"OMG R U A PREP???!"

Yeah, I feel unclean that I know that reference.

They might have cried tears of blood (rolls eyes)

And gone to Good Charlotte and thought the lead singer looked omg sooooooo super sexy!!!!!!!!
And he would put his thingie into her thingie...

My God.

On a different note, was that story a troll? I just need that reaffirmed...

 

[AngloDoom]

I saw a girl reading the books once...

That was it.