I was attacked by Twilight fangirls on the bus... Scariest moment of my life.

[Outright Villainy]

But yesterday I had to catch a bus home that picks up students from highschools around the city. Lots of younger teens I had been glad I could avoid going to college. When I sat down, I saw about six girls, (around fifteen or so) looking and pointing at me and giggling... I just ignored them.

BUT THEN one of them came and sat next to me, and just said: "Do you know you look like Robert Pattinson?"

I said I had been told that before. And yeah, that's when the chaos started.
Long story short, they kind of mobbed me, played with my hair and tried to force me to sign their legs and stuff. It was so awkward, because a girl I had known from my old school was sitting behind me, and we exchanged disbelieving looks now and again. Eventually half of them had to get off the bus (THANK GOD).

Were they wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots, black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow? Did they call you a prep and put up their middle finger at you?

It is REALLY SAD I understood that reference...

"OMG R U A PREP???!"

I also want to add, tv tropes has ruined me with what it's introduced me to.
RUINED.

 

[Viking Incognito]

They wanted you to "sign their legs"? They knew that you aren't actually Robert Pattinson right?

 

[Artina89]

But yesterday I had to catch a bus home that picks up students from highschools around the city. Lots of younger teens I had been glad I could avoid going to college. When I sat down, I saw about six girls, (around fifteen or so) looking and pointing at me and giggling... I just ignored them.

BUT THEN one of them came and sat next to me, and just said: "Do you know you look like Robert Pattinson?"

I said I had been told that before. And yeah, that's when the chaos started.
Long story short, they kind of mobbed me, played with my hair and tried to force me to sign their legs and stuff. It was so awkward, because a girl I had known from my old school was sitting behind me, and we exchanged disbelieving looks now and again. Eventually half of them had to get off the bus (THANK GOD).

Were they wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots, black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow? Did they call you a prep and put up their middle finger at you?

It is REALLY SAD I understood that reference...

"OMG R U A PREP???!"

Yeah, I feel unclean that I know that reference.

They might have cried tears of blood (rolls eyes)

And gone to Good Charlotte and thought the lead singer looked omg sooooooo super sexy!!!!!!!!
And he would put his thingie into her thingie...

My God.

On a different note, was that story a troll? I just need that reaffirmed...

Gerard Way is soooo sexy. MCR Rocks!!! (ugh) No-one knows. I really hope that it is, because hearing my friends doing a dramatic reading of it made me want to kill myself. I found myself unable to spell or type properly for hours after encountering that drek.

 

[VegetaPrinceofSaiyans]

If i was ever attacked by raving twilight fangirls, I would probably just reach into my bag, hand them this, and allow them to learn about vampires that(mostly) properly follow established vampire mythos.

Spoiler

They probably wouldn't like it though because Alucard doesn't sparkle. (and because the female characters have a personality that exceeds that of your average pet rock)

 

[KissofKetchup]

What about you, though?

No, I look nothing like the characters.

One question though, were they at all attractive?

Ahhh, I was asking about experiences with Twilight fans, but nevermind...

And all these girls were... okay. Nothing amazing, but still pretty cute. A bit emo though. But as I've said a few times, I'm kind of taken, emotionally anyways.

Oh you were asking about experiences with Twilight Fans, well I have a story for you.

I was at the bank one day and my teller was this lady who looked like she was in her late 30's or 40's. There was a radio that was on the backround and this was around the release of one of the movies and something on the radio mentioned Twilight. This lady then just starts rambling about how good Twilight is and how well written and other crap ( I was pretty much zoned out just by the mention of Twilight). She then proceeds to tell me that I, a 20 year old male should try reading the books and that I'd like it. I politely said no, and walked away. The entire time I was fighting the Battle of the Bulge trying not to laugh while she talking about Twilight. It was pretty epic looking back at it.

And that is my story of my experience with a 40ish year old Twi-tard

 

[Jenx]

My sister and both my cousins read it. Sometimes they talk about it, but usually on their own and when I'm not around....That bout sums up my experience with Twilight. If a bunch of people mobbed me on the bus and started bothering me I'd just tell em to piss off and start throwing punches if they don't. (Regardless of their gender. I do not discriminate.)

 

[Shycte]

So a bunch of girls started to hump you?

I can imagine worse.

 

[EchetusXe]

Are you sure this wasn't a wet dream you have mistaken for a real life event?

 

[Twad]

I alread got called "Harry potter" by several kids, but that was when my hair were kinda long and unkept.. and i had round glasses.

 

[Geekosaurus]

and i as a guy thinks it is a good movie...
"Prepare flameshields"

You will need more than that, my friend.