I was attacked by Twilight fangirls on the bus... Scariest moment of my life.
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I also quite like the twilight filmsniege said:
Never really had much experience with the 'twi-hards' though.
Although I was having a discussion about them with a friend of mine I was basically saying how I don't get all the tee shirts and stuff, they then pointed out to me I was wearing a 'Rocky' shirt which made my whole argument invalid =/ lol.
hurr hurr
Obvious dumb sexist jokes aside
Some of these cult followings are insane, the weird thing is Robert Pattinson is really ugly as Edward. At least with some of these girl followings before the guys were good looking but Edward really isn't, he just looks creepy
OK, then turn on your best Cullen impression and say "You wouldn't understand" and flounce off. You'll have to beat them off with a stick.CCountZero said:
Girls say I look like him too. Pale skin, puffed reddish hair (natural, not styled), sparkly...
wait wat
wait wat
You probably deserved it for looking like him. Shame on you.
...Ambiva-lating, ain't it? (EDIT: On the plus-side, no more people bitching about the tanning salon tax!!)
Nonetheless (as to the rest of you), I've heard my fair share: "Omigaw, Twilight suxors. I've read all the books multiple times to hone my hate skills. I never mention vampires without saying 'but they don't sparkle' because it's clever. Y'know, like saying you saw a Demi Moore movie, 'but not the one where she strips'."
I've had you ladies talking my ear off about Twilight much more than any actual fan has done.
Scrawny, pale people (read: gamers) are about to become the new sex symbol.supaflystrikes said:
...Ambiva-lating, ain't it? (EDIT: On the plus-side, no more people bitching about the tanning salon tax!!)
Nonetheless (as to the rest of you), I've heard my fair share: "Omigaw, Twilight suxors. I've read all the books multiple times to hone my hate skills. I never mention vampires without saying 'but they don't sparkle' because it's clever. Y'know, like saying you saw a Demi Moore movie, 'but not the one where she strips'."
I've had you ladies talking my ear off about Twilight much more than any actual fan has done.
I thank the gods that so far every girl I've ever met that liked Twilight was fairly reasonable, nothing so excessive. At most they try to defend it with a lot of "boo-fucking-hoo it's romantic and beatuiful", but really, no, it is not, it is crap.
Also I refuse to acknowledge the characters from Twilight as vampires (vegetarian vampires who glow in the sun? WTF?!) and werewolves (who are ENTIRELY shaved, not one single hair on their bodies, in a werewolf that is almost as wrong as it is gay).
GARY OLDMAN IS THE GREATEST VAMPIRE IN CINEMA!!!!!!!!!!! (I have never watched Bela Lugosi as Dracula, so I give the prize to Gary Oldman) HAIL BRAM STOCKER AND COPPOLA!!!!!
Also I refuse to acknowledge the characters from Twilight as vampires (vegetarian vampires who glow in the sun? WTF?!) and werewolves (who are ENTIRELY shaved, not one single hair on their bodies, in a werewolf that is almost as wrong as it is gay).
GARY OLDMAN IS THE GREATEST VAMPIRE IN CINEMA!!!!!!!!!!! (I have never watched Bela Lugosi as Dracula, so I give the prize to Gary Oldman) HAIL BRAM STOCKER AND COPPOLA!!!!!
BUT YOU HAVE A BRAIN! HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE!Wait...What said:I also quite like the twilight films
I kid, I kid
People I know, including girls, either don't like them or don't talk about them. I think some girls were talking about seeing a new movie on release, but that's about as hardcore as they seem to be.
Then he will have to explain to the judge why they burst into flames.mance200 said:Hand them this book and they'll leave you alone so they can discover REAL literature.
DND for chicks.
Get over it.
Except, in this case, it's stupid, annoying chicks. I read the first chapter of Twilight--decided it was rubbish, put it down and never opened it again.
It's the same peer-pressure inspired literature that plagues schools. Like Harry Potter.
Get over it.
Except, in this case, it's stupid, annoying chicks. I read the first chapter of Twilight--decided it was rubbish, put it down and never opened it again.
It's the same peer-pressure inspired literature that plagues schools. Like Harry Potter.
Haven't experienced it myself, but I've followed the 'Mark Reads Twilight' blog and many of its viewers have their own bizarre and sometimes sad stories to tell about Twilight addiction*. Yes mr rubino, there's enough anti-Twilight sentiment on this board already, but I promise it deserves the scorn.
For anyone at all who needs to know precisely why this series is screwed up and never to be emulated beyond the obvious signs, I recommend you check MRT out- it's pretty funny too. All the accounts are hearsay of course, but there's enough accounts there for it not to be lies most likely.
*- Number one on my mind is a tale of a girl's friend who got into a relationship with an abusive boy merely because he got into the habit of quoting Edward Cullen to get chicks to like him.
PS: Thankfully the only fictional character I've been compared to is Horatio Caine, which is why I had him as an avatar for a while.
For anyone at all who needs to know precisely why this series is screwed up and never to be emulated beyond the obvious signs, I recommend you check MRT out- it's pretty funny too. All the accounts are hearsay of course, but there's enough accounts there for it not to be lies most likely.
*- Number one on my mind is a tale of a girl's friend who got into a relationship with an abusive boy merely because he got into the habit of quoting Edward Cullen to get chicks to like him.
PS: Thankfully the only fictional character I've been compared to is Horatio Caine, which is why I had him as an avatar for a while.
