I was attacked by Twilight fangirls on the bus... Scariest moment of my life.

[Still Life]

I've been told I look like that Robert Pattinson dude before. I see only a very slim resemblance, but every few days back in highschool some girl would come up to me and told me I looked like him. It didn't help that I didn't care about my hair back then, and let it go wavy and everywhere, like Robbo does.

But yesterday I had to catch a bus home that picks up students from highschools around the city. Lots of younger teens I had been glad I could avoid going to college. When I sat down, I saw about six girls, (around fifteen or so) looking and pointing at me and giggling... I just ignored them.

BUT THEN one of them came and sat next to me, and just said: "Do you know you look like Robert Pattinson?"

I said I had been told that before. And yeah, that's when the chaos started.
Long story short, they kind of mobbed me, played with my hair and tried to force me to sign their legs and stuff. It was so awkward, because a girl I had known from my old school was sitting behind me, and we exchanged disbelieving looks now and again. Eventually half of them had to get off the bus (THANK GOD).

I swear, Twilight is like a cult. It's insane how some people can be so obsessed with something they lose all self control. Remember those stories about how people have been trampled to death at Twilight movie premiers?

Have you had any run-ins with Twi-hards or Twilight fans? I once told a girl I didn't like Twilight, and she has barely spoken to me since. If I told these girls they'd probably exorcise me or something.

What about you, though?

Sorry.

I couldn't help but laugh at your discomfort =]

I've gotten the 'you look like Jacob' banter before: I backed quickly out of that situation.

 

[default]

You know, a lot of people would probably say "what the fuck are you complaining about? Girls were all over you and telling you you're hot and stuff!" But, I'm not like them. I know what it's like to have standards that supersede sex (and pedophilia for those not paying attention to the girls' age). A "hot" body does nothing to outweigh a brain taken over by this Twilight crap. So, in all honesty, I can say: dude, that sucks. I'm so sorry you had to be subjected to that much retardation.

The most awkward thing was I had just spent a day together with the girl I really care about... Gaaaah...

Yeah, thanks man. It's nice to see another guy who's not just into it for the sexy times. A guy who actually cares about 'that romance crap that girls love so much.'

Well that's just shit, man; way to have a good day ruined. I don't get why so many guys automatically assume having multiple girls crawling all over you is a win win situation. That happened to me once in Vietnam, and they were basically trying to rob/rape me. (Plus I'm not sure all of them WERE girls...)

I have no problem with people who like Twilight, but many of them act like evangelists who have to silence non-believers. Plus they often act as though it's a standard against which to judge all literature. I was in a Creative Writing course last year and there was a pack of about four girls who compared Every.Shitting.Thing to Twilight. When I had to submit work I deliberately wrote a parody of the genre and Stephanie Meyer's godawful style: imagine the grin on my face when the most annoying of them said 'It really reminds me of Twilight!'

Really?? You wrote a Twilight parody and submitted it?? Dude, that's hilarious! I can imagine all those emo and 'deep-poetry' girls getting very excited...

But yeah, thank God my girl wasn't on the bus... Might have awkwardised the relationship a tad...

 

[LifeSentence]

I hate vampires now. I have to carry a wooden stake and a vial of holy water in my messenger bag wherever I go now.

 

[EvilMaggot]

Tis' true. You don't look like Shrek.

I told a girl I didn't let Twilight and she slapped me. And then her friend slapped me. We have to stop this madness!

i lol'ed so hard xD

 

[KissofKetchup]

What about you, though?

No, I look nothing like the characters.

One question though, were they at all attractive?

 

[VicunaBlue]

Be glad woman will even talk to you. I'm so fucking ugly girls generally get creeped out before they hear a word I have to say. See the bright side of things like that, if girls like your type, just go with it.

 

[default]

What about you, though?

No, I look nothing like the characters.

One question though, were they at all attractive?

Ahhh, I was asking about experiences with Twilight fans, but nevermind...

And all these girls were... okay. Nothing amazing, but still pretty cute. A bit emo though. But as I've said a few times, I'm kind of taken, emotionally anyways.

 

[TwitchierGuitar]

I told every twi-tard... oh, i mean twi-heart at my school that i hate everyone of the cast, i hate the books, i hate the movies, and that the werewolf guy is actually mexican. This offended about 89.76% of the females in my school and 100% of the gay dudes in my school, which is almost every dude except for the elite sect of normal humans that i now hang out with. on the upside, all of the creepy, bitchy girls that usually hit on me avoid me. on the downside, so do the insanely hot women that just so happen to love a pointless plot-line do as well...The entire concept of twilight makes want to purge this earth of anything that resembles a werewolf and vampire.

Speaking of which, has anyone ever noticed that the story has it down to two choices for the girl?

She can bone a vampire and become a necrophylliac, or bang a werewolf and become a bestiaphylliac (boner of dead
(boner of things)
animals)

 

[AssassinJoe]

Have you had any run-ins with Twi-hards or Twilight fans? I once told a girl I didn't like Twilight, and she has barely spoken to me since. If I told these girls they'd probably exorcise me or something.

What about you, though?

Dude, I know where you're coming from(well not exactly but still).

I don't look like one of the actors from Twilight but my actual name is Jacob, so you can imagine how much I hear about Twilight. One day, my friend me his sister compared me to the character from the movie. When I heard this, part of me died.

I swear to god if someone compares me to that shirtless asshole again, I will punch them, regardless of gender.

The worst part is werewolves used to be my favorite monster. Since the movies, I just don't think werewolves will ever be cool to me again.

 

[WanderingFool]

Silver and crosses, may not work on those fag vampires and wolves, but it sure as hell works on the fans...

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

wait, does that mean you look like a tool toward guys?

 

[CD-R]

That's why I carry one of these with me at all times.

 

[binvjoh]

Twilight does strange things to people.

 

[default]

wait, does that mean you look like a tool toward guys?

Well, I sure hope not!

 

[AK47Marine]

I've been dealing with twitards at the *popular bookstore* I work at, staff and customers, and I have been informed that since I look like one of the vampires (apparently one of them is built like a mid 20s Marine as opposed to say... whatever the hell patterson resembles) I have to man the midnight release party we have coming up in december.

Please someone have mercy and end me now, Laura K Hamilton writes a better vampire novel and her stuff is pretty much smut at this point.

Question, does the populace thing I should wear a Tshirt that says Real Vampires Don't Sparkle or Vampires Suck?

 

[Brawndo]

15 year old girls you say...? What's the age of consent in your state?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I've often been mocked for resembling the Proclaimers.

You have been wronged. Greatly Wronged!

 

[IrradiatedFish]

Well, Ive been told a couple of times that I resemble/share a few facial features with Orlando Bloom. Depends on what I'm doing with my hair/facial hair too though.
Gotta say though, I haven't really had much experience with extreme fans of any kind of anything. I must live in a boring area.

 

[Kurokami]

you should see my class
4 of them has twilight shoes
1 a New Moon shirt
12 obsessed with RP
1 obsessed with TL
and i as a guy thinks it is a good movie...
"Prepare flameshields"

Only one's obsessed with Taylor Lautner, as I understand it only girls under 13 like Robby and the older ones go for Taylor Lautner, Ah well.

Why would they ask you to sign their legs...? "Signed, a look-a-like"?