PrinceoN said:
Before all of you agree with her saying that I was only looking at her breasts, let me tell you that the woman had semi-short black hair that was dyed (a rather nice shade) of brown (I could see the black hair emerging from her scalp), light brown eyes, black eyeliner and blue eye shadow, and lip gloss on. So yes, I did look at her face (for a considerable amount of time, i might add).
That's a hell of a lot more than I'd have remembered, partially because I have very little attention to this sort of detail (I'm convinced attention to detail is a biological thing), and partially because OMG BOOBS!!!
So how am I the one thats perverted enough to get that sort of treatment? I know she saw me looking at her face because we locked eyes at one point. I wasn't looking at something she was obviously trying to hide. I wasn't touching them nor did i make any gestures that implied that I was going to. I was simply looking at something that SHE put on display.
It's one of those weird behaviours exhibited by the more irrational members of the female gender. My theory is as follows:
They like to show off their bodies, but they can't justify it to themselves because showing too much boobage obviously makes you a slut, as any deity-fearing person ought to know. So they show off, but mask their own unforgivable moral decadence by giving the blame to YOU, who dared to look at the HOLY CRAP BOOBS. Since most males have this weird tendency to feel incredibly ashamed if they're caught looking at the BOOBS WHOA and almost always scuttle away looking down, never replying or defending themselves, the irrational women in question get to keep doing this with no adverse consequences.
Note that my point of view is entirely different. I lack any sense of decency whatsoever, so as far as I'm concerned everyone should be completely free to walk around in the nude if they so wished. And as far as looking at BOOOOOOBS, I tend to do it relatively explicitly, in that I don't try to pass it as looking at something else, and if I'm caught I simply smile. And if someone ever tells me "PERVERT!", I'll simply say "well, you've put your boobs/legs/ass on display, what do you expect me to do? You should be glad I'm looking at them, it means they're nice".