I will pay you 2 million dollars a year...

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devillenator

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Yep i would do it for 100k a year.

I?m pretty sure i could kill my conscience with the old "i didn?t actually make them smoke" argument.
 

Queen Michael

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No. Just couldn't do it. I would be tempted, yes, but in the end I wouldn't actually do it.
 

FROGGEman2

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whiteblood said:
I'll do it! Humanity and moral cores are overrated.
I'll add that kids CAN'T BUY CIGARETTES presently, and would only be able to acquire them through other means, thus drastically reducing the numbers of dead, either satisfying my atrophied conscience or putting my disdain for the world around me on a diet.
What planet do you live on?

OP: I would never do it.

Well, maybe for a year. For the first offer, not the second one.
 

Trivun

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Of course not. See, I nactually have a moral code and that measly amount of money won't shake me from it.
 

Spacelord

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So the hypothetical situation assumes that 1. advertisements make children smoke and 2. everyone who smokes dies of smoking-related illnesses. In this hypothetical situation, no I wouldn't take the job.

If this were a real scenario, then yes I probably would.
 

Your once and future Fanboy

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two questions;
one, define kids, are kids from age 1-15 or 1-17 or something else ?
two, how will i prove that my advertising is the cause for the children's smoking ?
 

DaBozz

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Sure I'll take that job, even though I would never/have never had a cigarrette touch my lips, if other kids do its there problem not mine. I know it seems selfish but this is my life why should I worry about there future when I'll be dead first, and if they die its sad but they brought the cigarrette, you can blame that on adverts, bullying, whatever but at the end of the day -your- the one who puts that cigarrette to your lips and -you- can decide to stop.
and beside 1million dollars a year would make my life alot more enjoyable.
 

Xanian

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I'll do it because at this point anto-smoking adds are so over-wrought that they MAKE people want to smoke just to be non-conformist/ / nihilist/ something...

My adds to make smoking seem cool will be ironic, if anything.

Yeah, my mom has emphysema, so I do have some understanding of the plight of the addicted.
 

Glass_House

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Ganthrinor said:
Why yes, I will take your job.

I will do so because I support truth in advertising.

Opening shot - pan across a playground, clusters of children lighting up and talking about... whatever the fuck they talk about these days.

Cut to a shot of the same kids dragging around oxygen tanks and flipping through hospital "transplant denied" forms.

Another shot, the children aged somewhat, the group is smaller, some are smoking through tracheotomy holes, others are coughuing and retching up black tar-like spittle.

Fade to black. Words fade in. "LIGHT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!" Fade back to black.
I do believe you just won twelve internetz.

Anyway, yes I would take the job, I wouldn't enjoy it but for that amount of money I wouldn't pay much heed to my conscience or my dignity.
 

lior13

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i will take the job i dont care that people might die those who deserve to live are smart enough to stay away form my propaganda campaign are werve of living i dont beleve that you atomtecly get the right to live when your born you need to aren it be helping your flowe man...
(soryy abot the spling mstaicis i have an reading and righting des oder)
 

Sebenko

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Hell yeah. Fuck up kids lives AND get paid ridiculous amounts?
Give me the cigarettes and I'll hand them to the little shits personally.

I was hating children before Yhatzee made it popular.
 

Fetzenfisch

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Well i am human. So my price is low.
I'd totally do it. Because its not just a lot of money. Smoking is Cool too. And who wouldnt like Cool Children on the Schoolyard?
YOU want to be cool too?dont you?

But i expect free Cigarettes for my whole lifetime too
 

Lyiat

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To put this into perspective, you'd essentially be making 65 dollars an hour.

And no, I wouldn't do it. I can't stand cigarettes at all.