I will pay you 2 million dollars a year...

[Zenn3k]

I generally hate people, and since most of these kids will end up screaming in my ear on XBOX Live, I'd rather them go into coughing fits after screaming, or be unable to speak from throat cancer.

I don't see a down-side.

Sign me UP!

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Fuck dat shit,

That is so not worth it

There's my answer. Not worth it in the least. What's up with your alternative though. Being paid less to do the same thing? Or am I missing something?

 

[AndyVale]

I don't smoke, but the taxes will pay for their schools. Hit me.

 

[CuervoJoe]

No way.
I would never condemn people to a death sentence, not for any amount of money.
Nice thread, by the way.

 

[hungoverbear]

for 2 million a year, yes. for 125k a year, no

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

I despise smoking with a passion, but like others have said if you're dumb enough to smoke then out goes my moral compass, now where's my money? >

 

[iJosh]

I would still do it for both prices. It isn't on me for what the kids decide to do with their time and money. The kids themselves should have a sense of what is or isn't retarded by then if they can by cigarettes. Also I would regardless of what happens that I will still be paid even though the advertisement wasn't working but was still deemed good by whomever wanted the advertisement.

 

[VV0lfGanq]

I'LL DO IT FOR FREE!

lmao, genius

i'd do it fo the money, they're probs gonna smoke wen they grow up n e way, i think it's something like 1 in 10 peeps smoke n e way

i'd just be helping the natural order (Y)
+ i smoke so y'kno, y not take some little guys down with me

 

[ma55ter_fett]

No, because I could never feel good about myself ever again.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

I would

Money is Money

 

[Random Argument Man]

Cigarettes? ARE YOU MAD?! Cigars are the way to go. Kids deserves quality.

 

[HK_01]

Of course I would do it. Hate me if you want, but that's good money and if the kids are dumb enough to start smoking, it's their own fault. I wouldn't have any feelings of guilt.

 

[Ekonk]

I'LL DO IT FOR FREE!

This.

Not really, but I still think you have to be fucking retarded to smoke while knowing the risks.

 

[A13X T3h NubCak3]

1/10 kids.... Evolution fail....

I'd just take the money to rectify this Fail

 

[TheMatt]

I would do it. Smoking is a choice. If someone told me they started smoking solely because of my add campaign I'd slap them and call them a liar.

As mentioned above by lullabye - 1 out of every 10 kids is an idiot so who cares?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

No.

NEVER.

Only because I'm asthmatic and would be happy if smoking was permanently banned for everyone.

Enough said. Pretty much this.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Times the pay by two and you've got yourself a deal.

 

[uncle-ellis]

Idealisticialy: No, I do not want to kill 1/10 of all kids in my home country.

Realisticialy: Thats 1/4 of a million.

I dont know what I'd do.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

No. I really wouldn't.

 

[Lilani]

No. Not only do I not want blood on my hands, but that would lead to countless lawsuits that would take ten times that $2 million away, not to mention the possible legal implications.