Ideas for New Weapons

[nikosuave]

Said it before and I'll say it again, a "one gauge"

 

[Magus44]

I was thinking if it would be possible to make a liquid nitrogen rocket. So when you fire it, it streaks out then explodes, showering the area in freezing liquid. You could even engineer a second part of the missile to be ball bearings or something to shatter the now frozen target.
Also, in the time when they had muskets, i was talking to people about just taping a crap load of muskets together to form a kind of musket gatling gun. Silly, but lolzworthy.
Failing that, a gun that fires plasma, gauss, laser and emp all together.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I want a chocolate shotgun.

like a shotgun that shoots chocolate? or a shotgun made of chocolate?

Yes.

 

[ironmace2.0]

Id like a sniper that has gaydar, instant head shot, shoots food ( bacon ) it also shoots ninjas.

 

[WittyName]

A gun that shoots food.

Wow I can picture that now....


The "Dessert" Eagle.....


Wow that was bad.... sorry.....

 

[Biek]

A type of gunblade that actually works. You know, one you can slash with without breaking your wrist. *looks at Squall*

Cervantes' Nirvana comes to mind.

 

[SwampCandle]

Sand-blaster gun, firing a high speed stream of sand, rather like a flame-thrower. Most painful death ever devised by man.

Yeah...They already have those...They're used for stripping paint off of car body panels. A better version would be one that fires C02 at high velocity...It would just slaughter whoever it was used against...

Anyway, back to the topic at hand:
An actual gun: A gun that sprays liquid nitrogen, freezing them, and then fires a large weight shattering them.
And (I'm suprised no one has said this), A gun that fires Hydrochloric acid.

Special Ammunition: Splitter Shells: These shells have the ability to multiply by a greater number the further they travel. Each round splits into 2 at the rate of 1 split every 50cm, increasing the potential damage and indeed spread to immense proportions.
Hellfire Shells: These shells are filled with a specially developed kind of promethium, which ignites upon contact with blood, burning away the victims blood.
Halleys Shells: Named after 'Halleys Comet', these shells have enough power to punch straight through armour, but fail to do much damage. However their trick lies in that they then loop round and penetrate the body again, and again, and again.

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Rocket Propelled Chainsaw...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/d/d1/ImageC.jpg

It is the cream of the weapon crop.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

A gun that knocks your enemies off of their feet.

 

[Twilight_guy]

A tasty sandwich that you can eat to recover life... wait...

Probably A gun that fires a remote spycam that can then be used to search an area. The ability to shoot it anywhere would be quiet useful.

 

[G1eet]

A gun that launches a cow...Now That's Udder-Ly Fatal

didnt they exist in the south park game?


anyway:

a gun that freezes AND sets the target on fire. A nightmare for physics and chemistry but interesting right?

i thought they shot chickens?

 

[Kellerb]

A giant bullet that shoots firearms.

genius!

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Or perhaps GrenAIDS, Mazel Tov Cocktail, Automatic Crotch Kicker (ACK), so on and so forth.

More or less Uncyclopedia's list of weapons that don't exist, but should.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

rocket propelled RPG a gun that shoots RPG

 

[JoshasorousRex]

A rocket that shoots rocket launchers

A ray gun that turns people into ray guns

 

[WrongSprite]

A gun that shoots food.

*ahem*

Lego island 2?
Gun that fires pizzas?

Classy GBC game that.

 

[The Hitman]

its like this big gun (really big - gesticulates to show size by throwing arms away from chest) and its got these like knives on, they're big too, and maybe flames or big electricity or boobies. I guess its a work in progress but it is like really big.

 

[Koeryn]

Metalstorm rifles. (google them, they're nasty and quite real)

thing is aren't they elictricly operated? I can just see a soldier saying "I'm out pass me an energizer!"

They use an electric charge to fire yes, but firing 64,000 tiny razor-sharp rounds into an enemy at point blank range over a period of a second or so has to give some satisfaction.
The only downside to them is the reloading, these things don't have clips you replace the entire barrel assembly every time you empty one, and that's generally 4 salvoes.
In effect you won't run out of charge before you run out of rounds to fire.

This reminds me of a flechette from Honor Harrington; a flechette is basically a future shotgun that fires little blades. The main weapon in Honor Harrington, however, is a pulser; a handgun-sized weapon (the rifle sized one is called a pulse rifle) that fires darts faster than the speed of sound. The best part is, you can make the darts explode.

No. A flachette is a essentially a needle round. Small sharp arrows, essentially, launched out of basically any standard firearm (including pisols). They're not very good at distance because they lose kinetic energy quickly, but they go through just about everything in their way, which is why the US military opted NOT to use them, in order to avoid possible fallout from the Geneva convention.

Also:

Sand-blaster gun, firing a high speed stream of sand, rather like a flame-thrower. Most painful death ever devised by man.

Yeah...They already have those...They're used for stripping paint off of car body panels. A better version would be one that fires C02 at high velocity...It would just slaughter whoever it was used against...

Anyway, back to the topic at hand:
An actual gun: A gun that sprays liquid nitrogen, freezing them, and then fires a large weight shattering them.
And (I'm suprised no one has said this), A gun that fires Hydrochloric acid.

Special Ammunition: Splitter Shells: These shells have the ability to multiply by a greater number the further they travel. Each round splits into 2 at the rate of 1 split every 50cm, increasing the potential damage and indeed spread to immense proportions.
Hellfire Shells: These shells are filled with a specially developed kind of promethium, which ignites upon contact with blood, burning away the victims blood.
Halleys Shells: Named after 'Halleys Comet', these shells have enough power to punch straight through armour, but fail to do much damage. However their trick lies in that they then loop round and penetrate the body again, and again, and again.

But only once every 76 years! =D

My addition: The Stale Bread Gun.

It's a simple gun that launches nothing but stale loaves of dense bread at people. With some modification, it could even fire Christmas cakes, the world's second deadliest weapon.

 

[iyaerP]

A gun that launches spheres of sticky goo that swell up to envelop whatever they hit and then implode in on themselves down to a few microns across.



OR, a gun that shoots dentures at people. Bitey dentures.


If you really want to be mean, you use the Orientation gun. A gun that switches a person's sexual orientation. Best used against homophobes and religious fanatics.