1) Shit myself.
2) Wet myself.
3) Cry a little.
Alternately, all three could very possibly happen all at once.
2) Wet myself.
3) Cry a little.
Alternately, all three could very possibly happen all at once.
If a group of armed men burst into your home
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A: Shoot them with my power beam.
B: Shoot them with my power beam.
C: Screw attack.
2: Show them that their puny Earth weapons are no match for my power suit, and then tell them that they have he wrong person.
Real life A: Dash at them and spin the closest guy's gun around and shoot him in the face...then probably get shot.
Real life B: Grab the gun and mow them down.
Real life C: Stupidly weild the boomerang like a sicle and get shot.
Real life 2: Claim that I did nothing and hope they beleive me.
B: Shoot them with my power beam.
C: Screw attack.
2: Show them that their puny Earth weapons are no match for my power suit, and then tell them that they have he wrong person.
Real life A: Dash at them and spin the closest guy's gun around and shoot him in the face...then probably get shot.
Real life B: Grab the gun and mow them down.
Real life C: Stupidly weild the boomerang like a sicle and get shot.
Real life 2: Claim that I did nothing and hope they beleive me.
I'll pick up my AK-47 and deal with the problem. I'd prefer to solve it without violence, but if they try to rush me, someone's going to die.
i would reasonably go with them. but if they were "bad guys" and they are planing to do things to me i would try to escape. never shoot someone unless you are sure that you wont really get in trouble for doing so.
Robbers
Get up and say "I'll give you three options 1.get out, gain nothing lose nothing. 2. Knock me out, you gain some stuff but when I wake up I'll call police, you'll get caught and I will get my stuff back, you'll get jail time. 3. Kill me, you get some stuff. Police track you down you get lots of jail time, stuff goes back to my family."
In this case insurance would cover the door.
SWAT
"Show me your warrant or get out, and either way your paying for the door."
Get up and say "I'll give you three options 1.get out, gain nothing lose nothing. 2. Knock me out, you gain some stuff but when I wake up I'll call police, you'll get caught and I will get my stuff back, you'll get jail time. 3. Kill me, you get some stuff. Police track you down you get lots of jail time, stuff goes back to my family."
In this case insurance would cover the door.
SWAT
"Show me your warrant or get out, and either way your paying for the door."
a) "Mene pois, saan nyt paras high score!"
b) Shoot them in a panicked frenzy, then call the cops.
c) "G'day mate!", throw the boomerang, grab my mobile phone (to call the police) and jump off the balcony (only 3 floors into a bunch of bushes, would hurt like hell, but i'd survive.
2) "Miksi te olette Suomessa? Bit far away from home, ain't you?"
b) Shoot them in a panicked frenzy, then call the cops.
c) "G'day mate!", throw the boomerang, grab my mobile phone (to call the police) and jump off the balcony (only 3 floors into a bunch of bushes, would hurt like hell, but i'd survive.
2) "Miksi te olette Suomessa? Bit far away from home, ain't you?"
a, Laugh.
b, Laugh a lot.
c, Boomerang all of them with a single throw. Then get pwned by my own boomerang.
b, Laugh a lot.
c, Boomerang all of them with a single throw. Then get pwned by my own boomerang.
Im a ninja.Kermi said:
but what i would do is:
answer to first three:
go to my closet, open my gun safe, retrieve my favorite machete, and my semi-auto assault shotgun as well as my bullet proof vest, go down stairs and slaughter them all.
Im a gun collector, a sword collector, a knife collector, and I have two years of army CQC training, and five years of ninjitsu training. I would kill them, maybe have fun doing it.
The answer to the other three:
My dad is a cop (sergeant detective and ex-swat member) so I know the names of every swat member of out town so?
*bashes in door* ?freeze!!!? *I look up from my computer* ?Hi josh?whatcha doin? My dad isn?t home.?
1. Die
2. If I'm on the other end of the house and I hear them burst in the door, it won't end well for them. Unless they are packing some serious heat, I will win by virtue of bigger, scarier, more powerful weaponry and knowledge of how to use it. Then again, how may are we talking about? I could handle two, but three or more could prove difficult. At that point, I would attempt to get out of the house and get to a neighbor's place where the cops would be called.
3. How nice of a boomerang?
If it was a SWAT team, you would not get a chance to ask if they had a warrant. They would have you on your face, cuffed, and dragged out onto your lawn before you could even open your mouth. I have perosnally seen them work, and know someone who was raided (and suing since the raid was conducted on faulty evidence. The person had done nothing wrong and was released minutes later).
They usually scream, "Police! Search warant!" and after that, it's usually over in a minute or less; usually less.
2. If I'm on the other end of the house and I hear them burst in the door, it won't end well for them. Unless they are packing some serious heat, I will win by virtue of bigger, scarier, more powerful weaponry and knowledge of how to use it. Then again, how may are we talking about? I could handle two, but three or more could prove difficult. At that point, I would attempt to get out of the house and get to a neighbor's place where the cops would be called.
3. How nice of a boomerang?
If it was a SWAT team, you would not get a chance to ask if they had a warrant. They would have you on your face, cuffed, and dragged out onto your lawn before you could even open your mouth. I have perosnally seen them work, and know someone who was raided (and suing since the raid was conducted on faulty evidence. The person had done nothing wrong and was released minutes later).
They usually scream, "Police! Search warant!" and after that, it's usually over in a minute or less; usually less.
a)bash my window with light gun, climb out and escape to the woods...my territory heheheheheheh
b)if evasion is succesful lie in wait with the automatic and the light gun... as soon as the first shot rings out I move to a different location
c)(optional) sneak up on the last of them with a boomerang and hold it tightly against the victims neck.... for a very long time.
If it was a swat team then id have to be fuckin james bond,bourne, and mr T combined (and the phantom of the opera)
if its not a swat team then those thugs are gettin F,d up the A with my surroundings and weapons. How many are there, like six? anythig under 10 I could handle
b)if evasion is succesful lie in wait with the automatic and the light gun... as soon as the first shot rings out I move to a different location
c)(optional) sneak up on the last of them with a boomerang and hold it tightly against the victims neck.... for a very long time.
If it was a swat team then id have to be fuckin james bond,bourne, and mr T combined (and the phantom of the opera)
if its not a swat team then those thugs are gettin F,d up the A with my surroundings and weapons. How many are there, like six? anythig under 10 I could handle
Drop to the floor crying.
Ohh wait that's not manly.
umm
Get naked and drop on the floor crying?
Ohh wait that's not manly.
umm
Get naked and drop on the floor crying?
1. go back to writing all the ways the males of time crisis can be gay
2. drawing a detailed diagram of all the ways you can shove it up someone's ass
3. same as above.
SWAT team: ask if they're into yaoi and proceed to ruin their lives when they ask what it is.
2. drawing a detailed diagram of all the ways you can shove it up someone's ass
3. same as above.
SWAT team: ask if they're into yaoi and proceed to ruin their lives when they ask what it is.
1: Look akward for a minute before proper introductions were made.
2: Hmmm, lets see, I think I'd probably shoot in their general direction.
3: Tell them that their guns aren't loaded. Then I'd run. To the hills.
2: Hmmm, lets see, I think I'd probably shoot in their general direction.
3: Tell them that their guns aren't loaded. Then I'd run. To the hills.
No no, offer them some Cherry Pie as the alternate option.Xero Scythe said: