If A Random Girl Walks Up and Punches You Would You Hit Her Back?

[kickyourass]

Probably not, I'd probably just shout "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY?!" If she tried it again then hell yeah I'd hit back.

 

[VoidWanderer]

Just the once?

I would figure they mistook me for someone else and carry on walking.

Multiple times?

I would restrain her and talk to her.

 

[uneek]

this needs way more context

 

[FallenMessiah88]

I would probably try to reason with her first. I would rather prefer not to use violence. However, if all else fails, then I would probably fight back.

Depends how big she was, how hot she was, and how much it hurt.

If she was huge or it hurt really bad, I would probably at most shove her away...

HOWEVER, if she was ridiculously hot, I would probably pin her to the wall or make a move or something smooth right after... because if movies are any sign of how women work, they would find that super sexy.

But I would never HIT a woman back. That's pretty fucked up.

Real men don't hit women. I don't care how many obese, constantly internet-dwelling losers and/or feminists want to argue otherwise.

Why? Because of some misplaced and ouddated view on what "real men" and "real women" can and can't do? Fuck that. If you're going to hit somebody, then you'd better be ready to deal with the consequences. Gender is completely irrevelant.

 

[Random Fella]

No, you should never hit a lady
I would restrain her at most

 

[chadachada123]

"What the fuck?!" would be my response, followed by either guarding or actively trying to grab her arms to keep her from swinging again.

I wouldn't hit back unless it was necessary, presuming she's smaller than me. I'd work on restraining her if possible.

 

[Torrasque]

I wouldn't hit her back. If it was that random most people would still be in the "I just got punched in the face?" phase. I'd probably give a loud "What the F***?!" But that would be the same if anyone randomly hit me.

I'd probably be angry at them and ask them why they punched me, but I would probably just do the same.
I would not immediately punch them back. You never know when someone is trying out some social experiment. I would be quite the douche if I just punched them back if they were doing an experiment on whether random strangers are douchebags or not.

 

[Black-6]

Yes. Without the slightest hesitation. Gender does not give a free pass to engage in an unprovoked attack.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

I would probably try to reason with her first. I would rather prefer not to use violence. However, if all else fails, then I would probably fight back.

Depends how big she was, how hot she was, and how much it hurt.

If she was huge or it hurt really bad, I would probably at most shove her away...

HOWEVER, if she was ridiculously hot, I would probably pin her to the wall or make a move or something smooth right after... because if movies are any sign of how women work, they would find that super sexy.

But I would never HIT a woman back. That's pretty fucked up.

Real men don't hit women. I don't care how many obese, constantly internet-dwelling losers and/or feminists want to argue otherwise.

Why? Because of some misplaced and ouddated view on what "real men" and "real women" can and can't do? Fuck that. If you're going to hit somebody, then you'd better be ready to deal with the consequences. Gender is completely irrevelant.

If she's a body builder or something, then maybe, but if you're an adult male with an average adult male physique (~5'11", 174 lbs), and you're PUNCHING an adult female of the same age with an average adult female physique [~5'6", 147 lbs], then you're kind of a pussy and you're going to just make some poor girl cry.

It's just one punch, it's not like she's railing on your face.

Use a little more common sense and a little less logic here... or if you're a douche who likes to pretend he's Vulcan and that logic is infallible, then at least consider all of the facts involved. Men and women are not physically the same; on average, women put up MUCH less of a fight.

Me and a girl friend of mine go to the gym daily and are both in very good shape, but I would fucking wreck her in a fight. We almost do the exact same workout too, but testosterone plays a HUGE factor in muscle development.

So yeah, long story short, "real men" DON'T hit women, and there's a scientific reasoning behind it.

 

[Phisi]

Probably not as retaliation is not allowed under the law. If she kept trying to assault me then of course I will defend myself.

 

[Eri]

Wouldn't have to hit back, I'd just slap the cuffs on her and away she goes.

 

[The Human Torch]

Push her back, ask her what the hell is wrong with her, and if she goes for me again, grab her arm, throw her down to the floor and sit on top of her while I call the cops.

I don't like fighting, boys or girls, but I do know how to deadlock someone.

 

[Comieman]

Nuh, I tend not to hit people.
I would probably spill my drink in her face though.

 

[Faux Furry]

I'd be more disappointed at myself for letting anyone of any gender manage to successfully strike me unawares than plan any retaliation. I don't even have the excuse of distraction since I don't use cell phones or portable music players or anything of that nature.
I always expect most everything in Meat Space to hurt me if not kill me outright if I'm not attentive whether intentionally or not.

I'd probably have to leave my defense to a legal team or the cops since I couldn't make due in this hypothetical situation. That's what they are there for.

ReCaptcha: "know your rights". Sound advice for a code randomizer.

 

[Hat Man]

I would.

I literally wouldn't even think about it. It's all reflex.

 

[kommando367]

At the very least, I'd put her on the ground. If a lady hits me, especially for no reason, she is no longer a lady.

 

[FallenMessiah88]

If she's a body builder or something, then maybe, but if you're an adult male with an average adult male physique (~5'11", 174 lbs), and you're PUNCHING an adult female of the same age with an average adult female physique [~5'6", 147 lbs], then you're kind of a pussy and you're going to just make some poor girl cry.

It's just one punch, it's not like she's railing on your face.

Use a little more common sense and a little less logic here... or if you're a douche who likes to pretend he's Vulcan and that logic is infallible, then at least consider all of the facts involved. Men and women are not physically the same; on average, women put up MUCH less of a fight.

Me and a girl friend of mine go to the gym daily and are both in very good shape, but I would fucking wreck her in a fight. We almost do the exact same workout too, but testosterone plays a HUGE factor in muscle development.

So yeah, long story short, "real men" DON'T hit women, and there's a scientific reasoning behind it.

I don't care if men and women aren't physically the same. It's not about that. It's about principles. No one's gonna feel sorry if a fox attacks a bear and then the bear totally rips the fox apart. The same principle applies here, except for the "ripping apart" part of course.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Yes, yes I would. I am a beliver of equal oppurtunities. This means where I'd punch a bloke, I'd punch a woman, boy, girl, alien, robot or any other being.

Yep. I'd punch a robot.

 

[RaNDM G]

When I get hit, I hit back without thinking about it. It's nothing personal.

 

[Davatehi]

Newton's third law: For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.

Or I would... throw her in a pond or something.