If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Seriphina]

Why hasn't this thread moved on...
Why are you trying to give me nightmares Spackman!

 

[mParadox]

Have faith dude.

it'll move on!

*pushes thread off the cliff*

 

[Souplex]

Get off my property! *Releases attack cat*

 

[oppp7]

Can you take your fight somewhere else?

 

[xmbts]

Hmm...what?

 

[The Clown]

*naps xmbts and pulls him through a closet door into a huge gladiators arena*

 

[xmbts]

*Conquers the arena, and throws the Clown into the lions den*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*suddenly appears in arena*

Where the hell am I?

*looks around, sees xmbts*

Oh hi there!

 

[xmbts]

What's up? Watch out for the chariots.

 

[Best of the 3]

>.>...

You brought that cake I asked for?

 

[TheDoctor455]

>.>...

You brought that cake I asked for?

No.

But I think you daughter has aged to about 17, and is offering "pie" to the gladiators over there.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What's this about cake?

 

[TheDoctor455]

What's this about cake?

You really don't want to know.

(mutters a spell, a basket of cheese, candy, a deck of cards, a sudoku book, some really good pens, and a large sausage roll)

There...

I'm sorry I don't drop by more often.

So... up for a card game?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What kind of card game? I don't gamble with just anybody that comes to my door..

 

[xmbts]

Actually it's a children's card game.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It's actually Magic The Gathering.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Ah.. well I haven't played that yet, but LRR made it seem so exciting, so I guess I'm game.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It's actually Magic The Gathering.

Yes, it was Magic: The Gathering.

Let's play!

I'm going with a "green stompy" deck.

 

[MEEBO17]

I set your card deck on fire. VICTORY IS MINE

 

[MEEBO17]

I set your card deck on fire. VICTORY IS MINE