If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[MEEBO17]

f*ck really sorry i triple posted my computer glitched

 

[xmbts]

Hey! Get back to the carnival we don't pay you to hang around the door.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No explosives allowed.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh... so you're not selling explosives? Damn, I was hoping you would have been..

 

[xmbts]

You want to buy explosives? I was waiting on some to be delivered. We may have a problem here.

 

[Souplex]

Get off my property! *Releases attack cat*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I set your card deck on fire. VICTORY IS MINE

*Mutters a spell, my deck is fully restored*

I could do this all day, don't waste any more of our time.

OT: Umm... does she need to go to the hospital?

 

[xmbts]

I'm sure she's fine.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... need to recharge again?
Or would like to play a game?

 

[xmbts]

...What kind of game?

 

[TheDoctor455]

War of the Monsters?
Left for Dead?
Magic: The Gathering?
Caravan?
Worms?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You choose.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Worms was always fun.

 

[Spoonius]

I'd burn him/it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... I wonder what kangaroo steak tastes like.

Want some Hail Fire?

 

[Steppin Razor]

GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU PUNK!
*decapitates with chainsaw*

 

[neoontime]

You show up at my doorstep and try to out cute me, FUCK YOU.
*decapitates with knife-pinkeys*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*FALCON PUNCH*
Stupid unsexy lion.

 

[neoontime]

Unsexy!? Why I ought ah.
*removes head with a Super punch*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*throws acid at face*
Well you're certainly nowhere near sexy now, are ya!?