If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[neoontime]

*Takes out lawn clippers*
a little off the top then.
*chop*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*takes out hedge trimmer*
Now hold still, I'm only going to get rid of the unsexy parts.
*decapitates before throwing corpse into wood chipper*
Too bad for you that your whole body was downright unsexy.

 

[neoontime]

Sick em Chibby!
*Lion chews skull to bits*
Now that's unsexy, okay maybe it's a little sexy.

 

[mParadox]

A dancing singing bear?

*looks around* No sign of Pedofox. How you do?

 

[Spoonius]

Ezio?

*Fetches list of people I hate*

 

[mParadox]

*looks at list*

Wow... that's a long list.

 

[Spoonius]

*Hands over massive bag of gold*

"Should be enough to fully upgrade your castle, right?"

 

[Gamegodtre]

*jumps in pouch*


well this isnt what i thought would happen

 

[mParadox]

O_O... the images... burnt into my skull...

I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!

 

[xmbts]

And you had to come all the way over here to tell me this, I don't know if I should feel flattered or sad.

 

[Spoonius]

I'd ask you if you intended to destroy my soul.

 

[xmbts]

Come in, I won't kill or rape you I promise.

*Pinky swear*

 

[xmbts]

Good because I didn't plan on it.

 

[Rainboq]

D'awwwwww, want a cookie?

 

[TheDoctor455]

GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU PUNK!
*decapitates with chainsaw*

Doesn't work.

Look up "The Nameless One" for the reason why.

OT:
Are you okay?
Did someone hurt you?
Why do you look so scared?

 

[xmbts]

Don't flatter yourself Smug.

OT:You again?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah hi.

Need a "recharge"?