If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Sacman]

No, but I want to keep on the boots and guitar...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok but shave the beard.

 

[Sacman]

Which beard?
...

 

[Lust]

*stops rubbing self*.............oh, I'm sorry..........didn't see you there..................uh..........wanna cookie?....

 

[Sacman]

Only if it's...
In...
Your...
Pants...

 

[Lust]

Of course.............you didn't think that this was my bulge, did you?......

 

[Sacman]

Of course not...
Well, I bet you can't guess what mine is...
here's a hint...

 

[Zirat]

Great, looks like an interenet ghost coming to download my face.

GTFO!
*Slams red door in her face*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Call an orthodontist and an optometrist.

 

[Lust]

Yes, was there something you needed?...........*continues staring*.....-_-....

 

[xmbts]

Why yes........I think there is.......*Stares right back*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You again. Please, come inside. I was just playing piano.

 

[xmbts]

Aw, I love the piano. We shall play.

(aww I brokded it)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You, sir, owe me one new piano.

 

[Dango]

Daawwwwwwww, what a little cute little girl trick or treating. You know what? I'm out of candy, so here's a piano instead.

 

[Zirat]

Well, catch her before she falls of course!

I still have my manners afterall.

 

[BoosterGold]

FALCON PAWNCH, drink it its delicious

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Say "I'm not buying" and close the door.

 

[XThecommander]

Well hello there! Your just in time to go to hell. *throws moltaiv cocktail* Direct hit!
*Hail Fire is still there* Oh god... *Uses cerebral bore, it flys back and kills me*.