If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Zirat]

Ah, so all of the gods I angered are sending down devine agents I see...

Well... LOOK OVER THERE, A DISTRACTION!
*Runs away*

 

[Skorpyo]

You seem to need a bit more protein in your diet. C'mon in and have some BACON!

 

[Zirat]

Doggy! Please come on in, and such a fine smile as well...

 

[Sliverwings]

Answer the door naked, let's see if he ever comes back

 

[Lust]

Oh hey...............*throws machete away*...........huh?..........what's that?.......oh it's nuthin'............nevermind about that....

....let's go have some pie......*locks door*...

 

[xmbts]

Hmmm........You seem like an upstanding person, welcome to my home, I don't lock my doors so feel free to drop by anytime.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No, I don't want to upgrade to whatever weird-ass internet service you are offering.
Stop soliciting me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

How much for the cookies?

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

IS ANYONE IN THERE?! ... DID YOU CRASH OR IS THIS INTENTIONAL?!

 

[Broken Orange]

Damn it, the swarm of bees are back. Oh wait, it's just you

 

[Lust]

Wait......if I could jus.........how do you........hey.........stop movin', would ya?!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

It's like I dun tol' the other guy, I don't gots no idea where da money's at. You's wants to tries Louie's downs the street.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ahh my mail has come.

Thank you ship people!

 

[Shakaar9267]

"AwesomeExprees, can you take me to Zanarkand?

 

[BoosterGold]

Hey its Yuna, Punches Yuna in the face for being involved in FFX-2

 

[Dr.Susse]

Happy halloween!
*Gives candy Slams door*

 

[Lust]

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!.......sorry............I panicked, so, good day to you. *closes door*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

So, wait here while I find Edgar Allan Poe to write about you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

It's not Halloween yet!

 

[Dango]

Figure out how many I would need to launch Bear Grylls into space.