If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[The Clown]

*Peeks through xmbts' letter box as he hides a few inches below it on the other side, then sticks a long tongue through and licks the top of xmbts' head.* found you, hehehehehe *Bursts through the door, runs up the stairs and hops into xmbts' bed*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I think you have the wrong address. The "disrespecting women" club is further down the street. At least... that's the only reason I can think of for you calling everyone a "ho".

 

[Gamegodtre]

welcome in my friend and lets talk about papa smurf

 

[Gamegodtre]

time for a song and dance number already eh.

 

[The Clown]

do you really mean 50.cal? thats a bullet 100x bigger than the .50cal bullets coming out of the famous Barrett.

OT: eats bullet.

 

[The Clown]

which would be a bullet 1.295 metres in diameter.

 

[xmbts]

Isn't that more of a shell then?

Oh also GETOUTOFMYBED!

 

[TheDoctor455]

welcome in my friend and lets talk about papa smurf

Let's not.

OT:
Hello xmbts... still a few more wires down in the basement for you to collect.

 

[xmbts]

Keep them I'll make a separate recharge station there.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I smell explosives on this one...

 

[xmbts]

_>
I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure you don't.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The dermatologist lives two doors down.

 

[xmbts]

*Hears doorbell ring*

Spoiler: I'll get it!

Can I help you?

 

[Gamegodtre]

come on in i got free ammunition

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Just what are you?
You look like a beelte to me.

 

[xmbts]

I may have made this joke before but do you need some Clear Eyes?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No... I don't think so, but I guess you may as well come in and set up that recharging station.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

These are not the forbidden scrolls of darkness you are looking for. Now go.