If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Xpwn3ntial]

Sorry, I do not rent out rooms.

 

[Souplex]

Get off my property! *Releases attack cat*

 

[Scde2]

No, I will NOT pay my Asylum fees!

 

[Sacman]

Make him dance for my amusement...<.<

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sorry, but I think I'm too old to go to a middle school dance with you.

 

[xmbts]

I'm too tired to deal with this right now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell, xmbts is knocked out)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Returning some scrolls, huh?

 

[FortheLegion]

Well what a pleasant surprise!

 

[xmbts]

Ooh...you look like you're here for something important.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A Khorne Berserker, huh?
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Edit: NInja'd. And go away. Don't want your explosives.

 

[xmbts]

Laughing at your expense in...now.

*laughs*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't need your explosives. The guy down the street does, though.

 

[Orinon]

shut the door reopen it after a shower and dressing in a suit take them out to dinner
I <3 anime

 

[Vrex360]

I would ask for purified water and to be told a joke.

 

[The Clown]

*uses infinite armor lock until he goes away*

 

[Seriphina]

close the door again.
and lock it.

 

[The Clown]

*bursts through door and leaps onto seriphina's chest*

 

[Seriphina]

holy crap! *Makes a run for the kitchen to find the nearest sharp thing for the psycho clown*

 

[The Clown]

*strides towards the kitchen slowly, grinning*