If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Sure? *hugs*

*Swats Rainboq away, and pats Hail Fire on the shoulder*

That was a close one.

 

[Spoonius]

"... the FUCK?!"

 

[TheDoctor455]

You are not a spoon. *slams door in face*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You have no spoon? Then no soup for you! Next!

 

[Rainboq]

Where's that robot I ordered!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

He didn't want to be sold to you.. sorry.

 

[xmbts]

Where's my damn key?

 

[TheDoctor455]

ah... what's this one do?
*pushes a button labeled "kill Murdoc"*

 

[Rainboq]

It wasn't a sentient model!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters spell, sending Rainboq flying 200 ft straight up, only to let him plummet back down to his death*

 

[Rainboq]

*giggles as her built in parachute deploys and she floats safely down*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, the parachute vanishes before you bet below the 175 ft mark*

 

[xmbts]

*Catches Rainboq*

And that's not what that button does you just labeled it like that in the hopes of it working. -_-

 

[Rainboq]

*teleports to ground level and grabs a null rod*

NO MORE MAGIC FOR YOU!

 

[Spoonius]

Why... so... serious?...

 

[Rainboq]

Someone took my bag!

 

[Spoonius]

It was obviously Sacman.

 

[Spoonius]

Ask her if my hand smells like chloroform.