If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Rainboq]

WHO WANT VODKA?!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I WANT VODKA!

Also, why the stare? Is my Welcome Mat askew? :/

 

[Rainboq]

O_O *POUNCE*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Eh, well it's certainly askew now!

 

[Rainboq]

^.^ *bats at hat*

 

[Rainboq]

////OMNOMNOM

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Heee~. Now, what about this vodka? ^_^

 

[Rainboq]

*gives you a bottle*
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HANGOVER GETS YOU!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*accepts the bottle and takes a nip* Indeed! And if you don't mind, I'm going to steal that for the Soviet Russia thread. xD

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're handing out vodka? I'll take some, thanks!
Er... what are you handing out, Starfox? Or are you just going door-to-door asking for vodka?

 

[Rainboq]

*offers Vodka*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray! Now it is Awesome's turn for the vodka!

 

[xmbts]

*Declines Vodka*

I'd much rather some orange juice.

 

[Rainboq]

*hands spiked orange juice*

 

[xmbts]

Awesome!
*Takes a sip*
*Head hits table*

 

[Rainboq]

X3 *bats at hat*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*takes another swig of vodka* Argh! You've changed! Maybe it's the drink. Is it? :3

 

[Rainboq]

X3 Perhaps...

 

[Snowden's Secret]

>.> ...*drinks the rest of the bottle* :3

 

[TheDoctor455]

Logic error, [PIRATES]are to be treated as [HOSTILE]

*Breaks*

*repairs, and includes a "pirate-disguise mode"*

*grabs bottle and breaks it on Snow's head*

Hey look xmbts, here's some dinner for you!