If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

Secret handshake!

*Kidney punch*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*the punch forces a knee-jerk spell casting, xmbts now has a tail.*

 

[xmbts]

*Rips out tail*

Well that's unpleasant, what brings you to the middle of nowhere this time?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*watches as xmbts manages to pull out most of her recharging plugs and several important circuits.*

I hope you didn't need those...

 

[xmbts]

Meh, I'm sure...someone, will fix it eventually.

*Legs lose function*

*Faceplants*

Crap.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*makes repairs, reattaches tail to xmbts.*

You're going to have to keep that tail, I'm afraid. I don't see what you're problem with it is though... its very fetching on cyber-noodle.

 

[xmbts]

I'll sleep on it.
*passes out on the spot*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*picks up xmbts, puts her on the couch, throws a blanket on her.*

There you go.

 

[xmbts]

*Tucks tail into clothes*

Just gets weirder everyday.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah... now you could be mistaken for a tiefling.

 

[xmbts]

Not knowing what that is I'll just take it as a compliment.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Half-human, half-devil.

But... the tail does seem to work for you.

 

[xmbts]

*Jabs the tip of the tail into Docs face, indignantly*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*dodges*

Hey! I meant that as a compliment!

 

[xmbts]

*Turns to go inside closing the door on the tail*

DX

 

[The Clown]

*falls from a trap door in the ceiling rather comically and slams face first into the ground*

 

[RagnorakTres]

Honestly? If I answered my door and saw that?

Run, screaming like a little girl, up to my room where I would grab my knife and hide, praying to GOD that that THING would not find me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

close the door, wonder what I just saw.

 

[xmbts]

Want to come in? We can devise secret handshakes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't sound too dangerous.
*will be cautious*