If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[AwesomeExpress]

You're asking for cash? Man, now the homeless are going door-to-door..

 

[RagnorakTres]

Depends.

Did you bring the purple carrots and booze?

HEY. I'M THE ONLY NINJA AROUND HERE. *fills Awesome's fuel tanks with dry ice*

 

[xmbts]

Nice hat...looks familiar.

 

[Knife-28]

You look too evil to wear a santa hat. *Takes xmbt's hat*

 

[xmbts]

D:
Hat thieves!? We meet again.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Oh, did you lose your hat? Here.
*gives xmbts his hat*
I'm a ninja, I don't really need it. Mostly because I can create another from nothing!
*creates another santa hat from nothing and puts it on*

 

[Ildecia]

*ignores door, watching anime*

 

[superbatranger]

Someone get the door! I'm busy!

 

[xmbts]

*Hugs Edward*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Are you selling shoes?

 

[xmbts]

>_>

...Are you buying shoes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You seem to come here very often.
Why?

 

[Scde2]

You're freaky, go away.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're looking at me funny.

 

[Scde2]

Why don't you come in. I have candy. =3

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're still looking at me funny.
It's getting creepy.

 

[Scde2]

Wanna check out my awesome basement. >_>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Only if you stop looking at me funny.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hope that we don't soon meet in the ?if you woke up next to the above avy? thread.

Because I don't want to go to jail yet.

 

[xmbts]

Well don't you look...happy.