If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[AwesomeExpress]

Do you want to buy my shoes?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No.

*heavy mechanized breathing*

Now who told you where to find me?

*heavy mechanized breathing followed by force-grabbing Express*

 

[xmbts]

Well we had a few days off didn't we?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*heavy mechanized breathing*

I find your lack of relevance... amusing.

 

[ksn0va]

Jesus Christ Mickey you keep getting worse!

 

[xmbts]

Well that's an odd carton of eggs...*closes door*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh hi... I didn't know the Gorrillaz were playing in Sigil.

 

[The Clown]

Thats not a doorstep that's an alligator which eats those who mutter

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mind-fucks The Clown so that he can't stop muttering.*

 

[xmbts]

Lucky me I don't mutter too often.

 

[The Clown]

good thing I chopped off your mind-penis MR doctor

 

[TheDoctor455]

It doesn't work like that Clown.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Used any good spells lately?

 

[xmbts]

Quickly, get in here before the weirdos show up.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Used any good spells lately?

No... do you have any requests?

Quickly, get in here before the weirdos show up.

You rang?

 

[xmbts]

Curses! They're here.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Curses! They're here.

And you aren't one of the weirdos? You're a cybernetic Noodle knock-off that has given birth to at least two octopuses.

 

[xmbts]

Well you see the thing about that is...HEY LOOK OVER THERE! *Closes door*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*activates noclip, walks through door, turns noclip off*

Accept it dearie, you're just as weird as everyone else on this site.

 

[xmbts]

Oh yeah? Over my unconscious body.

*Promptly falls asleep*