If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... isn't that a bit drafty?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Maybe.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, gently warming Hail up.*

There, is that better?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A bit. Why is it cold anyway?

 

[Cormac250]

No idea whats happening up there ^

OT: Realistically ask what they want.

If I wasn't socially incompitant invite them in and be friendly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*squashes Cormac underfoot.*

Eww...

Uh... What were you saying Hail?

 

[Cormac250]

*squashes Cormac underfoot.*

He is between 7 and 15 foot tall depending on how much he has eaten.

OT: Pretend not to be home. Maybe drop some change from a window to make him go away.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, shrinking Cormac, and then crushes him underfoot.*

 

[Cormac250]

*Calls the police* There is a guy on my doorstep, he won't go away, I think he is a zombie or something.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, cutting Cormac's phone service off. Mutters another spell, setting Cormac on fire and vaporizing replacing all water and fire-extinguisher fluid with oil.*

 

[Cormac250]

*Burrow underground and put out fire with mud. Eat Doctor whole.*

 

[LogicNProportion]

BUG SPRAY!

 

[Cormac250]

BUG SPRAY!

We've been over this.

OT: Tell him I don't deal and to move on.

 

[The Clown]

*gives the huge beast a hug and hands him a pie*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*draws sword and hacks away at Cormac's vital organs from the inside.*

 

[Cormac250]

*gives the huge beast a hug and hands him a pie*

^-^ Friend

*Eat Friend and pie together.*

.... *Vomits internal orgins and Doctor and Pie and Friend.

 

[The Clown]

*Falls out onto the floor covered in stomach acid, then begins to wipe it off* that wasn't very friendly cormac, bad boy!

 

[Cormac250]

*Eats internal organs.* Gonna need them.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

*crashes the moon on you*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Majora's mask? Ok...