If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

*slap*

 

[mParadox]

*gives honey candy* I like the way you think!

Be always prepared for Halloween! Nice! o.o

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

And the cat came back, the very next day...

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Spits tobacco on your face*

 

[Kae]

About time, I've been waiting for you to go to the dance for ages.

 

[neoontime]

You are really rude. Edit: Ninja'd but it still works.
*throws other potted plant at you*
Where's that butler to clean this up?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm no butler, so I'm not cleaning that up

I'd also call the zoo, they're missing a sexy lion

 

[xmbts]

Nice zappy gun.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You need new sunglasses.

 

[neoontime]

Looks like...
*puts on sunglasses*
It's gonna be a sunny day.
YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm bad at this.

 

[sb666]

No I will not! :C

 

[Euryalus]

No solicitors!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No terror clowns.

 

[neoontime]

No I will not! :C

Yes you will!
*throws money at all of you*

 

[neoontime]

*Smashes through door*
You took the money, now you must dance sexy for me or feel my wrath!!!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Just keep watching the pieces fall...

Very Zen, I must say

 

[karcentric]

Hey... aren't those my shoes?