If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I didn't order anchovies.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nice blushies! Tell me your cutecrets?

 

[Kae]

*pokes ribbon* :O

 

[thesilentman]

*Challenges to a duel*

SHOW ME THE PERSON WHO IS KNOWN AS LINK. I MUST FACE HIM. MUST CRUSH THE PUNY MORTAL.

 

[xmbts]

*whacks*

Good.

 

[Scde2]

Halloween? So soon?

*Throws you a stale granola bar and closes the door*

 

[Kae]

I'm not in the mood for dancing *throws deku nut at Seedy*

 

[Scde2]

*Grabs your deku stick*

 

[neoontime]

*Observes*
I like where this is going...Wait, imma get my camera.

 

[xmbts]

*Closes door*

I need new neighbors.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*doges bullets*

 

[Yuno Gasai]

*catches bullets and sells them on eBay*

Thanks for the profit~!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Show off my dance moves

Because I am like water, moving gracefully!

 

[LynxParadox]

Justin Timberlake!?! w-why do you have a taco for a head ...

 

[UnusualStranger]

Here, some food. Now go beg at someone elses door.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Need bolemites?

 

[thesilentman]

Hello? Yes, come in. Just hold still while I grab the chloroform get some snacks...

 

[neoontime]

Why don't you step into the sun so you can stop freaking me out.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No animals allowed.