If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Yuno Gasai]

*lightly prods the goggles*

What are these for?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*goes inside, comes back a few moments later with a bowl of cat food, pets the cat*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

But while you were angry about the card thing, I already took the antidote and healed myself!

Also, don't make me pull up an image of you without a gasmask!

Ugh... just stop showing up.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

But while you were angry about the card thing, I already took the antidote and healed myself!

Also, don't make me pull up an image of you without a gasmask!

Ugh... just stop showing up.

*shows up* Instead of arguing about cards and poisons, why not just let me eat food out of your fridge?

*picks you up, stuffs you in the fridge, locks it shut*

There you go.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

But while you were angry about the card thing, I already took the antidote and healed myself!

Also, don't make me pull up an image of you without a gasmask!

Ugh... just stop showing up.

*shows up* Instead of arguing about cards and poisons, why not just let me eat food out of your fridge?

*picks you up, stuffs you in the fridge, locks it shut*

There you go.

*eats food* Well, you gotta let me out some time...right...right!?

*Spy's preserved head speaks up*

"Your odds... are not good, little chat."

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Y u no learn to trim quotes? o:

*throws fish at the fridge containing Tizzy*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Y u no learn to trim quotes? o:

*throws fish at the fridge containing Tizzy*

Do not disturb the fridge. Now back away slowly before the turret comes online.

 

[Neuromancer]

I wonder, what could be inside this fridge you hold so dear?

 

[kailus13]

*Opens fridge door, takes out spy head, closes fridge door* Better?

 

[Neuromancer]

Get outta here from the back door. My previous experience with the guy that stuffed you in the fridge will allow me to keep him distracted.