If Anime Cliches Happened In The Real World

[maninahat]

People over the age of 25 will cease to play a prominent role in international politics or national security, the most pivotal jobs being entrusted to 15 year olds.

Casual sex with minors and step-sisters is not only tolerated, but entirely necessary.

Attractive women will find themselves unspeakably gathering around the same bland, socially awkward teenage boys.

Conversations consist of constant exposition, prompted by someone who repeats back the last words being said.
"What you don't know is that there is a secret society of vampires."
-"Vampires?"
"Yes. They guard the night against demons, whilst occasonally having to drink blood."
-"Drink blood?"
"Absolutely. It provides them with the life force, and without that life force they would die. So they must drink the DNA from blood. Like your blood.
-"My blood?"

etc.

 

[Cpu46]

All world governments will crumble due to the abundance of overpowered children and teens. Soon after the fallout student counsels will become the governing bodies of the nearby surrounding areas and tournaments will start up to keep those with superpowers occupied.

Also since physics is now more of a suggestion instead of a law and by being 22 I fall just outside of the free superpowers club I would build so many giant robots and powered armor suits to keep myself on par with the super kids. Engineering degree FTW.

 

[Queen Michael]

People would be sweating a LOT.

Only if your life gets fansubbed by twelve-year-olds*. Otherwise people will be remarkably clean-spoken.

*or dubbed by Sentai Filmworks. Same thing really.

Nonono, I said sweating. Giant sweatdrops, friend.

 

[IMme]

People would be able to eat an ungodly amount of food and almost never be full or gain any weight. (and even if they did, it would only be for a minute or two)

 

[Terramax]

- When the country/ world is under attack by aliens/ monsters/ demons/ etc, the government is nowhere to be seen. If if they are, their tanks and planes can blow up by merely pee-shooting them, while 15 year-olds are, surprisingly, indestructible.

 

[shonenjump1]

~There will be unusually horny girls ages 8-11. Do not touch them or respond to their advances since it is illegal for you to have any interest in them.

~Said horny under-aged girls have a free pass to do whatever sexual thing they want to anyone they like.

~Any mothers ages 18-40 must look like unusually horny girls ages 8-16.

~Fathers are exempt from this rule and can look like adults.

~If you touch one of the mothers, you're good because she's probably looking for some attention her daughter's friend.

~If you thought she was an adult and it turned out she was one of the under-aged girls, you will be punished, most likely in a sexual way.

~If you notice the young mother looks like an un-aged child, one of two things will happen. Either she'll compliment you or you will be removed from the world for your use of Common Logic. That was banned and you knew that.

 

[cojo965]

Construction workers would have their hands full, what with Tokyo getting blown up, annihilated, sunken into the Sea of Japan, or otherwise demolished about 3.87 times daily. Then they finally say "You know what, fuck that!" and leave it in ruins.

That actually sounds more like an average Godzilla movie.

OT: All women, yes even young girls, look like the were created by Team Ninja.

Edit: Jesus Christ, what the hell would airsoft be like in this (hypothetical) world!!?

 

[Dr. Cakey]

People would be sweating a LOT.

Only if your life gets fansubbed by twelve-year-olds*. Otherwise people will be remarkably clean-spoken.

*or dubbed by Sentai Filmworks. Same thing really.

Nonono, I said sweating. Giant sweatdrops, friend.

Jesus christ how did I make that mistake

 

[Signa]

Any fights that break out would be a lot more civil. People would talk out their issues before throwing punches at each other.

 

[Ghaleon640]

The world will be infected with zombies, aliens, spirits, demons, spirit demons, demon aliens, alien zombies, spirit demon zombie aliens, robots and giant alien robots, giving the population a survival rating of 1/10,000 to reach the age of sixteen.

But on the plus side, people are a lot easier to draw.

 

[Tony2077]

well it would make this world a lot less dull and boring

 

[MadBlueWinnie]

Everytime you eat something, you will be forced to exclaim how delicious it is to the echo of everyone else in the room. On the complete opposite, if it isn't delicious you turn blue.

Also, you will talk a lot with your eyes closed. A LOT.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

SO MANY GIANT ROBOTS.

Also, I suppose that every time I do my evil smile or say something sinister, my face will just so happen to be in shadow, and my glasses will just so happen to be reflecting a yellow or red light at the time.

That... would actually be kind of cool.

 

[Mikejames]

- Romantic relationships between men and women would never develop beyond awkward sexual confusion and misunderstanding.

Well there is that sociopathic tsundere trope that thinks all young love should have a basis in domestic abuse.

Stupid Escapists. I-it's not like I like you or anything!

Speak of the devil...

 

[Aaron Sylvester]

Education as we know it will be dead due to every school being made of 99% "clubs" (sword club, chess club, ninja club (it could never be found), etc).

 

[southparkdudez]

Every hot girl would make me have nosebleeds, and I would be an awesome weapon meister from Soul Eater.

 

[Happiness Assassin]

Insurance rates would go through the roof, as wanton destruction by giant monsters is very costly.

 

[TheNaut131]

1. Everyone's lives will be an overly dramatic, haphazardly slapped together waste of time with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Just like the writing in most anime.

Ah, gotta love the bluntness.

Riceballs. EVERYWHERE.

Droves of teenage girls would fall for a single guy, and these guys would hate every awkward moment of it.

Every highscool rooftop would be accessable to students and look like this:

Spoiler

Every time someones does anything more intricate than a punch, they would have a name for it.

POWER LEVELS AND OTHER ARBITRARY NUMBERS.

Edit: There is a website dedicated to fanservice, with literally thousands of examples. . I'd post a link but...well, you know. Some of that shit graphic. Like REALLY graphic.

 

[bastardofmelbourne]

Student councils will have virtually unlimited executive power, up to and including the use of giant mecha for the baking of giant pizzas, the creation and launching of nuclear warheads for the purposes of winning the state triathlon, and the execution (by giant mecha) of serious criminal offenders like Gary, who runs in the hallways between classes without a hall pass, and Sally, who cheated on her boyfriend with Pierre the foreign exchange student last semester.