If I Were _____ I Would _____

[L4hlborg]

If i were your dad i would totally do your mom

What if someones parrents are devorced. Quite offensive.

Anyway, if I was anyone else, I would start a cult for my old self, because I'm awesome.

 

[Calobi]

If I were MaxTheReaper I would be awesome.

 

[teisjm]

If i were your dad i would totally (possibly only want to) do your mom

What if someones parrents are devorced. Quite offensive.

Anyway, if I was anyone else, I would start a cult for my old self, because I'm awesome.

Happy now? and don't tell me you've never had fantasies about your x's after you've broken up.

 

[Cheesebob]

If I was 10 years older I would plow her till next july

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

If I was Jill I would be a Jill sandwich

 

[AntiChrist]

If I was sober, I'd drink till I was drunk.

But I'm not sober...

 

[L4hlborg]

If i were your dad i would totally (possibly only want to) do your mom

What if someones parrents are devorced. Quite offensive.

Anyway, if I was anyone else, I would start a cult for my old self, because I'm awesome.

Happy now? and don't tell me you've never had fantasies about your x's after you've broken up.

Well, I'm just saying that to walk into your ex's house, who might be in a new relationship and then just walk in and just do her, is quite offensive. On the other hand, never tried it and it has never happened to me. Should try. Or maybe not.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

If I was a superhero I would be Justice Guy

Ah stephen lynch is awesome.

 

[creepy_rabbit]

if i where GORDON FREEMAN i whould KICK ASS

 

[1ronJ4m]

If I were Gordan Freemon, I would just suddenly Say: "Well fuck ye all I'm off for someplace not this fucked up" and then open a megawesome interdimensional gate to a cool planet and let them idiots look stare in astonishment while I step thru tha gate and then close it behind me.

 

[GamerPhate]

If I was a Mod I would ban this thread.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

If I were omnipotent, omniscient and omniperceptive I would make the world a more magical place.

If I were not a fucking insomaniac I would go to bed right now! (have been up for 28 hours without major backfire...)

If I were to suddenly become a woman I would use my masculine knowledge of the male sex and cross reference it with my newly attained feminine knowledge and wite a book so all men could learn to undestand women.

If I were a hardcore mathmatician I would prove the haltingness of browsing www.tvtropes.com

If I were not single I would go do somethign with my GF instead of posting here.

 

[Gerazzi]

If i were drive trains[/B]

you mean a conductor?

If I were me I wouldn't post in this silly thread.
PARADOX!

 

[teisjm]

If i were your dad i would totally (possibly only want to) do your mom

What if someones parrents are devorced. Quite offensive.

Anyway, if I was anyone else, I would start a cult for my old self, because I'm awesome.

Happy now? and don't tell me you've never had fantasies about your x's after you've broken up.

Well, I'm just saying that to walk into your ex's house, who might be in a new relationship and then just walk in and just do her, is quite offensive. On the other hand, never tried it and it has never happened to me. Should try. Or maybe not.

ofc it's offensive, it's called rape.

As it is written now, it should clearly (apparently not though) imply that theres a possibillity of your mom not wanting to do your dad, hence the (possibly only want to) part, cause I think most people whether they've been married or just dating, will at some point want to do theyr x if she/he was willing to do so.

Now enough political correctness and sucking up to political correctness

If i was the head of greenpeace PETA i would force my members to play baby-seal golf, in order to protect whatwever sort of poor animal is eaten by seals.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

If I were A 7-UP CAN I would BE EMPTY

 

[Zoochi]

If I was Nintendo I would stop milking Mario and Zelda.

 

[Aunel]

if I were the dude from Crysis I would show off my nano suit at the next cosplay event