If I weren't a videogame character, I'd be...

[Beacon]

Jack would have made it to the other side of the Atlantic.
Link could finally have a normal life.
Cooking Mama would actually be a mama.

 

[tehweave]

Link would be doing NOTHING. Because his entire existence is surrounded by "Go here, have adventure."

He'd make a great gardener.

Thank you VG Cats.

 

[Christemo]

Chuck Norris. he is the final boss of life. he should have a game so good it could be matched with super mario 64.

 

[hem dazon 90]

JC Denton would be in the fbi


bob page would overthrow donald trump as best buisnessman

 

[Infernai]

Caim from drakengard would be wandering about, picking fights with whoever looked at him funny and mocked the fact he can't talk. Or, he'd just join the army and lay waste to whoever the enemy was and be home in time for tea. LOL XD

 

[The Cheezy One]

Caim
mime/sports commentator

the joke is he loses his voice

 

[Sir Pysco Sexy]

Gordon Freeman would be en route to the test chamber at the Large Hadron Collider.

Good one. =)

Max Payne would be developing a leather coat that conceals any and all guns all at the same time.

 

[jebussaves88]

The Crackdown Agent would make a good bellboy. And I can't help but see Nightmare working behind the desk at the train station.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=107

(Bottom panel)

 

[Vrex360]

Masterchief would be the ultimate police officer (if she wasn't a computer program safe bet is Cortana would be his wife who worries about him every day)
Wrex would be a bouncer
Ivy would probably be a porn star... and a succseeful one at that
Gordon Freeman would be an absolute nobody
Marcus Fenix would be in a loony bin for trying to glue a chainsaw to a gun
Sonic would just be a hedgehog with an alarming skin discolouration
Mario woul get beaten up over and over again for being a xenophobic stereotype
The Arbiter would most likely be an alien visitor
Lara Croft would be an actress, most likely Angelina Jolie
Kratos would be a nut who has been deemed a threat to others

 

[Outcast107]

Ivy would be like a dominatrix since she likes the whip. But porn star could work, but I see her more as a dominatrix or a stripper since she hardly wears anything, and each game her breasts gets bigger.

 

[MaedhrosMike]

Master Chief would be the guy under Burger King's mask.

 

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[Amondren]

Mario would still be earning his living as a plumber for starters...

Their not plummers sorry had to do a Their will be brawl joke

OT: Etizo would probably be a banker or have his legs broken from falling if he didnt make it as a assassin

 

[Twad]

Gordon Freeman would be en route to the test chamber at the Large Hadron Collider.

LOL! I cant see how it can go wrong.

 

[Veret]

Ah, I love the smell of formaldehyde as an eight-month-old thread gets resurrected. What the hell, I'll bite.

The tetris blocks would be in construction.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ezio would be one of those singing ferrymen in Venice. And I would be his best customer.

 

[TelHybrid]

The girl from Ridge Racer would have Top Gear trying to hire her.

 

[Apathetic_cynicism]

Anthony Carmine would be a brain-dead coma patient.

 

[Trivun]

Master Chief would be a construction worker.
Marcus Fenix would work in Wal-Mart.
Mario would be a PE teacher.
Zoey would be in a Girls Gone Wild video.
Gordon Freeman would work in a call centre.
(American McGee's) Alice would work as a psychologist.
Vaan would be a male model. Think 'Zoolander', but with less of the lady-sexin'...
Edward Carnby would run anger management sessions.
Carl Johnson would be a lawyer.

I have pages of these, I could go on...