If I weren't a videogame character, I'd be...

[Spleenbag]

The faceless nameless guy from Bioshock would probably be an underpaid and underappreciated McDonalds employee.

"Would you kindly get this man some fries."

Actually, he's neither nameless nor faceless: His name is Jack, and his face can clearly be seen on a couple in-game surveillance photos.

 

[Spleenbag]

Illidan would be a news reporter.
"Illidan why do you think the fire got as far as it did?"
"The firemen were not prepared!"

The line itself is old but I laughed so hard at this one.
(Sorry for double post)

On topic: Zelda (the Smash Bros. one), Ryu, and Ken would set up an academy for teaching people how to fling magic balls from their hands.

Frank Fontaine would be a revolutionary.

Dom would run a gay brothel.

The Heavy Weapons Guy and the Medic would run a Jewish deli.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Commander Keen would be a shoe salesman

He's already had jobs after that. For a time he was a lawyer, then an eyebrow raiser, and a band camp counceler. Or am I the only person that watched bonus stage?

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I think Altair would maybe own a quaint flower shop, perhaps Samus would run a brothel, Donkey Kong would be... a monkey I suppose.

Samus would be a bounty hunter, or a cop, Marth would be a general, or a chess champion, Fox would be a regular, albeit very successful, fox, and Slippy would be Fox's dinner.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Cortez from Timesplitters would be a Drill Sergeant.
Master Chief would be a bouncer at a night club.
Marcus Fenix would be a football player.
Kirby would be the gum that is presently stuck to the bottom of this desk.
Mario would be a plumber (duh).
Sonic would be an Olympic sprinter.
Tails would be a failed scientific experiment.
Altiar would be a contract killer, or a hoodie salesman.
Unamed bioshock guy would be a pharmacist.
Sam Fisher would still be a spy for the government.
Fable dude would be a bipolar actor.
Kratos would be a butcher.
Niko would continue to seek American "teetees."
Waluigi would be the spokesman for Slimfast.
Wario would be the spokesman for Hardees.
Samus would be an astronaught (sp?).
Finally, the guy from Ghosts and Goblins would be a professional streaker.

Thats all I got for now

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

Pac-man would be a sales man for diet pills, l mean come on al he ever did was eat stuff

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Edward Carnby would be in an old folks home.

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

Kefka would be the clown from Stephen King's It, instead of the clown used for Pennywise
Crono would be in a self help group for people that can't speak with Link, Mario, Luigi and Kirby
Mega Man would just be a schematic due to the fact there is not enough technology to create him
Serge and Kid would still be together, just a lot faster because of no extensive story

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Captain Falcon would own a garage
Solid Snake would be a chef of exotic cuisine
and Mario would be on crack

 

[US Crash Fire]

Blood Rayne would have a part time job at Hot Topic

or playboy wait a MINUTE

OMG i forgot about that!

 

[Sewblon]

Travis Touchdown would work at a video store. Who else would hire him?

 

[Sparrowsabre7]

If Dante never became a demon hunter, I guess he'd just go around being sexy and getting paid for it.

EDIT: Wait, what? Mozzarella? What does Dante have to do with cheese?

His cheesy one-liners, I was trying to be ironic.

Oh I thought you meant due to his love of pizza

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Travis Touchdown would work at a video store. Who else would hire him?

Not me. He's go into the adult section and never come out.

 

[iggyus]

The faceless nameless guy from Bioshock would probably be an underpaid and underappreciated McDonalds employee.

"Would you kindly get this man some fries."

Actually, he's neither nameless nor faceless: His name is Jack, and his face can clearly be seen on a couple in-game surveillance photos.

I can totally imagine that. "Would you kindly clean the toilets?"

 

[DrDeath3191]

Phoenix Wright would either be an attorney (where he F*CKING belongs) or an unemployed piano player.

In case you couldn't catch it, Apollo Justice just wasn't the same

 

[devildog1170]

Jackie from the Darkness would probably make youtube videos of him and his powers.