If I weren't a videogame character, I'd be...

[Outcast107]

Scorpion from MK would be a cook.

Spoiler: EX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-c4U6XRtvc

 

[Khazoth]

Most Final Fantasy characters would be prostitutes found in the Yoshiwara district of Tokyo. Badum Tish.

Kaiden Alenko would be a star in commercials for Advil.

Clive Winston would be apart of Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament

Bill would be apart of the NRA

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

The main characters from the Pokemon games would... I guess be trainers out of the public eye rather than in. Okay, bad example.

Kratos would probably be a follower of Dionysus, since he could still be violent and get laid a lot as part of the religion.

 

[IceStar100]

Cortana from Halo would become a hentai Star

(I felt like saying Hentai porn star but that felt redundant.)

Brother, if you go to the right sites, she already is!

For reason I am scared yet arosed.

 

[Naeo]

Gordon Freeman would have destroyed the universe and created one where he was in the game. So he doesn't count.

Edgar/Freya from Phantom Dust would still be megalomaniac criminals.

 

[SimuLord]

The Imperial City Arena announcer from Oblivion would be the PA announcer for the Washington Capitals. "Good people of the Imperial City, WELCOME TO THE ARENA!"

Tifa would be a Hooters waitress. So would Lara Croft.

Barret Wallace would be a professional wrestler, MMA fighter, or American Gladiator.

Lucca from Chrono Trigger would end up at MIT getting her master's in mechanical engineering.

Lucien Lachance would be a black-ops trainer for the CIA.

Laharl would regularly edit pages on TV Tropes with his clear genre-savviness.

 

[Hazy]

The Black Baron (Mad World) Would be.. alive... I... Guess..?
Louis (Left 4 Dead) Would probably be a pill addict. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKu60YKqsvs if you don't get the joke.

 

[AdamBomb]

Crash Bandicoot would be in a pound somewhere.

Banjo and Kazooie would be cross-bred by scientist into a sick combination of bear and bird.

Sonic would be in a cage at a private elementary school.

Marcus Fenix would be getting a human booster shot from some guy named Molly (can't take credit for that one, that's Family Guy)

The Apprentice would be in a shitty rock band

The Ice Climbers would be in daycare

Ryu and Ken would be ultimate fighters


I think that's all I've got.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Sonic would be roadkill.

We only hope

 

[Trivun]

Crash Bandicoot would be a circus ringmaster.
Spyro would be a chef, specialising in barbeque grilling techniques.
Master Chief would be a badass bodyguard.
Marcus Fenix would still be dropping the soap in Jacinto Penitentiary.
Sonic would be in a mad scientist's lab, with his trainers under close observation.
Zoey (L4D) would be in college avoiding her work in favour of watching zombie B-movies.
The main character in Oblivion would be sitting at his laptop typing this - oh, wait...

 

[A random person]

gordon freeman would be president or would have cured all known diseases

He would be our greatest president, and he would have solved the mysteries of the universe. With a crowbar.

Mario would do many interesting odd jobs.

Sonic, not being exploited to death by sonic team, would be an olympic athlete. And then there would be a doping scandal.

The Elite Beat Agents would petition president Freeman to set up the EBA, and with Freeman's great, stoic wisdom, he would approve it. The world would be a happier place.

Solid Snake would be a CIA agent.

Phoenix Wright would be instantaneously disbarred, either that or the greatest lawyer ever.

Derek Stiles would be the best doctor ever.

[insert shallow, physically attractive female character here] would be a stripper or prostitute, or marry a rich guy.

And Link would go on to be the hero of time and space, as he is not restrained by such petty things as not being in a video game.

 

[joe51498]

solid snake would be a porn star

 

[FryerTuck]

Illidan would be a news reporter.
"Illidan why do you think the fire got as far as it did?"
"The firemen were not prepared!"

Mr.Game and watch would be a party planner.

Niko Bellic would be unemployed.

And Faith Conners would be a papergirl.

 

[Smurfy 0151]

Cortana from Halo would become a hentai Star

(I felt like saying Hentai porn star but that felt redundant.)

Brother, if you go to the right sites, she already is!

For reason I am scared yet arosed.

Agreed. It is indeed terrifying.

 

[Contun]

The Pyro from Team Fortress 2 would be wanted for Arson...

 

[Inco]

Master Chief would obviously become the world's greatest Canadian hockey player. Yep. That makes perfect sense. Actually, you know, I bet he would do almost nothing but play hockey. Think about it. All Master Chief seems to do is go real fast and hit stuff with either bullets, his guns, or (in the case of most online matches) his balls. Most hockey player go fast, and hits things at people. Yay Canada's pastime.

I lol'ed that that one
The main guy from haze would be a honey bee keeper. He is already suited for the job and he loves his 'nectar' they will take him right up.

 

[Blank Verse]

Ivy would be arrested for indecent exposure...

Sonic would be in a zoo somewhere...

Bowser would be found guilty of kidnapping and rape...

Link would command a fleet of dinghys...

Arthas would be president of America...


God, the world's saddening.

 

[AceDefective]

Kirby would be eating damned everything!

Thusly he would be a food taster, or health inspector.

In the anime he doesn't have a sense of taste though lol.

Kirby would be a cook duh i mean he already is

 

[AceDefective]

Cortana from Halo would become a hentai Star

(I felt like saying Hentai porn star but that felt redundant.)

Brother, if you go to the right sites, she already is!

For reason I am scared yet arosed.

Hell just type in her name on google with no filter and WOW

 

[HPoirot]

Spyro would be the son of Barney.