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IceStar100

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liamlemon7 said:
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Smurfy 0151 said:
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Cortana from Halo would become a hentai Star

(I felt like saying Hentai porn star but that felt redundant.)
Brother, if you go to the right sites, she already is!
For reason I am scared yet arosed.
Hell just type in her name on google with no filter and WOW
THE HORROR

http://nikon.bungie.org/images/MsValentine_cortana.jpg
 

AceDefective

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IceStar100 said:
liamlemon7 said:
IceStar100 said:
Smurfy 0151 said:
IceStar100 said:
Cortana from Halo would become a hentai Star

(I felt like saying Hentai porn star but that felt redundant.)
Brother, if you go to the right sites, she already is!
For reason I am scared yet arosed.
Hell just type in her name on google with no filter and WOW
THE HORROR

http://nikon.bungie.org/images/MsValentine_cortana.jpg
The golden days were here but now there gone because there is hentai of a something that is double fake
1-computer in the game
2-character in a game
 

Jenkins

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cloud from ff7 would be a psychiatrist

and cid from ff7 would be a commercial jet pilot lol
 

daviejjd

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Guybrush Dreep-, i mean Threepwood would be a theme-park worker (possibly a pirate costume)

And most fps stars would be a new source of food as whenever they get cut to pieces all they need to do is hide behind a wall and they'll be healed totally
 

Nargleblarg

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Gordon Freeman would just be a normal boring physicist and would have never met his best friend and soul mate the crowbar.
 

danosaurus

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Princess Peach would be working at Showgirls.... I'd be there in the front row with a fistful of dollars.

Link would be a performer at Cirque Du Soleil.

Master Chief would be unemployed, disheveled and residing in a caravan with a stockpile of weapons and ammunition whilst sporting an aluminium foil hat.
 

Timotei

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Welkin Gunther would be a police dispatcher. *imagine it* "Car 7, move out!"

Alicia Melchiott would be... well a baker (not much imagination there).

Isara would be a car mechanic
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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Niko Bellic would be a toll booth operator.

The Folks from Left 4 Dead would start an extermination company.

Roman Bellic would be a telemarketer, selling girls gone wild videos.