If I weren't a videogame character, I'd be...

[EboMan7x]

Leon Kennedy would be a jigalo.

 

[iggyus]

Dante would be a writer(cookie for you if you get the obvious but obscure reference)

I doubt he'd get published. He isn't exactly divine at comedy.

I lol'd at this

 

[OmegaXIII]

Sephiroth would probably be a roadie for My Chemical Romance

 

[RatRace123]

Chris Redfield would be on a major league baseball team, and then on trial for steroid abuse.

Bioshock's Big Daddy would be a daycare provider.

Raiden would be on a female olympics team.

Wrex would still be a bounty hunter, and he would have his own reality TV show.

Lara Croft would be a museum curator, at a museum where objects suspiciously disappear alot.

Luigi would be the mascot of Nintendo, and we'd all be playing Luigi Party, and Luigi Kart, and Luigi Tennis.

 

[Warmoon]

Companion Cube would be the president of the...UNIVERSE!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Luigi would be the mascot of Nintendo, and we'd all be playing Luigi Party, and Luigi Kart, and Luigi Tennis.

The way it should've been. Why did Nintendo made him a wuss?

 

[Seasons of Bailey]

Cloud would be a sword tester by cutting himself with them.
Sephiroth would market his own line of makeup.
Mario would become an italian hitman(he jumps on his targets)
Altair wouldbe dead since he lived in the medieval ages
Rachet would be in a test lab somewhere along with all anil protagonists
Sora would be a Ronald Macdonald stunt double
Marcus Fenix would devote his life to curing humpback
Dante would be a writer(cookie for you if you get the obvious but obscure reference)
All faceless/nameless//mute characters would be on a calvin klein*i think i spelt that wrong* commercial.
Link would have his own show called "elf vs wild"
Duke Nukem would own a chain of strip clubs
Master Chief would work as a mercenary(and make the most money of all game characters)
Kratos would work as a greek museum curator and kill anything that moves during the night
Gordon freeman would replace Mike on "Dirty Jobs"
All 4 people from L4d would write a book aptly named "Zombie Survival Guide"...oh wait a minute...
Samus Aaron would be a chief administrator at Female Rights Foundation
Mega man would work as a baseball machine
Frank"Dead Rising" would still work as a reporter, but paid more.
Solid snake would work either in the fashion industry, or as a box manufacturer(you know its a good box if its solid snake approved)
The guy from Prototype would......be an accountant(i dont know..)
and finally: the Shepard(MssEffct)would be nailing non-alien chicks.

I think you said it best, though if Altair is dead, shouldn't Shepard not be born? At this point he'd still be nothing more than the sperm of a sperm.

Lara Croft would be a museum curator, at a museum where objects suspiciously disappear alot.

More likely she'd be in jail for murder.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The Heavy would be a world champion at eating contests.

 

[TJM8]

The Vault Dweller would be what the G.O.A.T. assigned him... a Tattoo Artist ^^

 

[Misterian]

I think Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur would be a sushi chef.

And Glitch from Metal Arms might end up being a kitchen appliance or something.

or as Vegeta would say to him about his VG career: "give up now, and maybe I can turn you into something more practical, like a toaster, or a washing machine."

 

[Mr Scott]

Raiden would sell vacuums.

 

[Cactuar213]

The entire TF2 cast would be this: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/084/4/9/Team_Fortress_2_Rejects_by_ChemicalAlia.jpg

 

[lodo_bear]

Rasputin from Psychonauts would probably be a fortune teller.

Yoshi would be offering rids to little kids at carnivals.

The ninja from N [http://www.thewayoftheninja.org/] would be a gold investor.

 

[sarcastic]

Master Chief could probably get lots of work as a voice actor.



Frigging everywhere!

 

[sarcastic]

Your character in Bioshock...


Now that's a thinker...


Faith from Mirrors Edge: New Age personal trainer and Life Coach.

 

[kannibus]

Duke Nukem would be a God.

Cmdr. Shepard would be a ballerina. (I defy you to tell me she doesn't have the physique for it.)

The Prince of Persia (Sands of Time) would be a singer.

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

Niko Bellic would probably veer off and become a crimin- oh wait.

 

[Mylon]

Gordon Freeman would be en route to the test chamber at the Large Hadron Collider.

Epic. That'd make for a really awesome game. Gordon enters the test chamber and a portal to an alien dimension opens up and this plain old scientist has to turn hero to save the world from being consumed by an alternate universe. Oh wait...