If Kirby ate you...

[Mr. Grey]

He'd turn grey... then die. Why? Because I'm poison.

If you're not satisfied with that one...[footnote]And because I've been ninja'd...[/footnote] He'd wear a Caribbean Straw Hat and have a Stubbornness Bar which dissipates with each hit and until it's completely gone, grants him invulnerability.

 

[RedRust]

He'd get the thickest muttonchops you could imagine with a rather dapper tie.
And his power would be savagely cutting people down verbally.
Or whacking people with a claw hammer.

 

[Macgyvercas]

He would get a cowboy hat and a .44 Colt.

Either than or stabbed in the stomach from the inside.

 

[Jefw]

The power of holding your breath for 2 minutes while not moving, shooter mastery, and decent skill at both tennis and strategy.
Not much, huh?

 

[RedRust]

He would get a cowboy hat and a .44 Colt.

Either than or stabbed in the stomach from the inside.

You pose an interesting situation.
If Kirby swallowed you, could you fight back from the inside?

 

[JEBWrench]

He'd grow a massive beard and do yardwork for hours on end.

 

[Ceroxide]

he would gain a pirate hat and ninja mask

his ability would be to thow giant shuriken thats 4 points were made out of cutlases (or what ever the plural of cutlas is)

 

[Kilaknux]

Ushanka would be his hat, punching folk in the nuts his ability. Every fight I'm in begins with a knock to the gentlemans area.

 

[JLML]

he would get a cap, the one I (almost) always wear. and he would get the power of being master of all.

EDIT: he would also be black, have cat eyes, a tail and just.. look pretty much like a black cat with a hat.

 

[T-Bone24]

He'd get a pair of glasses and use long words.

 

[Urgh76]

He would wear a santa hat (Im not kidding i wear one all the time around the house)

And his power would be being socially awkward

 

[Macgyvercas]

He would get a cowboy hat and a .44 Colt.

Either than or stabbed in the stomach from the inside.

You pose an interesting situation.
If Kirby swallowed you, could you fight back from the inside?

I would assume so, but it's never been tested because most of the things he swallows have the IQ of a houseplant.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

He would be able to play guitar and most other instruments to an extent. Have medium hair with a small fringe, wear baggy jeans and open button up shirt.

And be able to surf... and maybe beath fire, i dunno.

And ive mever sene Kirby the same way since "There will be Brawl" *shudders*

 

[Ultress]

He would get a hairpin and have the power of being able to do absolutely nothing except punch people and run away.

 

[The Almighty Grigard]

He would get shoulder length hair and a leather jacket and the ability to... I dunno headbang to Metal music and play shooters pretty good.

 

[Sean Strife]

He'd become a matrix green and suddenly find himself having the urge to do parkour and backflips.

 

[Urgh76]

Spoiler

GAAAHHH!!! only one thing to do!!

Spoiler

 

[Zaldin]

He'd wear a Fedora, and Aviator shades, and drum the shit out of any enemy he encounters.

 

[Ldude893]

He'll die of food poisoning.

 

[Darkenwrath]

He would developed amazingly styled hair and his super power would be the ability to appear behind people when they're not expecting it and scare them.