If Kirby ate you...

[Timotheus]

He wouldn't be able to continue, because he would be a vegetarian. Also he may became more intelligent, but unable to jump around and fly anymore because he would have gained weight.

 

[Flishiz]

He would suddenly understand what a credit-default swap is.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

He'd grow a rather disappointing Mohawk.

His power would to bullshit endlessly.

 

[StreetPizza]

Nothing would happen. Okay, maybe something would. Something like gaining the ability to SHOUT REALLY LOUD! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! If you swallow me right now, I'll throw in flight, a $20 dollar value, absolutely free! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Spoiler

GAAAHHH!!! only one thing to do!!

Spoiler

hahaha, that's totally me getting burnt, and it looks like its enjoyable.

 

[Arikarin Aririkamei]

He would get wear a Trilby and suddenly start playing the guitar!

 

[R4ptur3]

He would have black spikeyish hair and would be able to use to jump kicks, because apparently thats my speciality in martial arts.

 

[gothic wolf]

EMO KIRBY emo fringe and black clothes
hed get the power of hating himself and depression
or i dunno using his stupid amount of jewellery to crush things

 

[Robert632]

He would get my curly hair, the only thing on my scalp.His ability would be... hair that has a mind of it's own and will devour things in a large area around him.

 

[MrDarkling]

He would have a red 8bit tie and have 100 fallout speech points x3

 

[Loves2spooge]

He'd spit me out then suggest I seek therapy.

 

[Arachon]

He'd grow a Mohawk, and gain the ability of Raving.

 

[brunothepig]

Long hair. Leather or denim jacket/vest. He would wield a Flying V, hitting people with it or playing it to emit soundwaves for the ranged attacks.

He would get shoulder length hair and a leather jacket and the ability to... I dunno headbang to Metal music and play shooters pretty good.

Ha. Beat me to it. How would you like to join the Metal Group?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/members/The-Metal-Group

 

[micky]

HE WOULD BE LAZY and could throw baked potatos

 

[the1ultimate]

He would gain the power to eat even more. And maybe spit random things out of his mouth too.

 

[leonnasagawa]

He'd gain the characteristic of a guy who talks about South Park a lot...

 

[headphonegirl]

he'd gain , a pair of glasses , headphones and a grump attitude

 

[Darzen]

he's turn Dark Black and fall dead from poison

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

I'd do this to him. (4:50)