If Kirby ate you...

[Snowden's Secret]

He'd grow unruly hair and wear jeans that are too long for his stubby little legs, then subsequentially lose all appetite for any form of healthy food. His ability would be all the powers that I have gained from Aspberger's Syndrome, that being none.

 

[nick n stuff]

he'd get a drum face (see avatar). yes i know it looks like a sex doll face.

 

[Xero Scythe]

Oh...shit...
EVERYONE RUN!!!

He probably would get spiky blonde hair, become strong, fast, and slightly psychotic in a fight.

 

[Cockney_Jesus]

If he ate me he'd be wearing a trilby hat and hurt enemies with the power of stylohpone bleeps!

 

[Sonicron]

He'g grow short, brownish-blonde hair and a mighty beard, and he'd gain these accessories:

Spoiler: Studentenverbindung Kirby will drink your beer and slice up your face!

 

[freakonaleash]

He would start thinking about nazis and soviets...ALOT

 

[Blue22]

He'd turn blue and gain a big nose and an assortment of hats.

He'd also gain the ability to totally bore everyone in the vicinity to death.

Yes. I do that in real life.

 

[Galebaby]

It would be counter productive for him to do such.
Kirby would gain a cheap trilby hat like mine and a goatee.
He would also gain paranoia and spend the rest of his life under a rock.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

He would wear a saucepan on his head, a black suit with a red tie, and have tusks coming out of his mouth.
His ability would be to summon a big ass tank anytime, and use it as it should be used.

 

[Tanfastic]

He'd grow a disgusting not fully grown goatee mustache combo and be able to eat more, run slower, and love Zelda.

 

[Smilas]

He would wear a cap, turn white and start smoking :--)

 

[Overlord SoS]

He would wear a black hoodie with the hood down and have glasses, his power will be using sniper rifles and hand guns, as well as the ability to sell power tools to enemies...

 

[Ranooth]

He would receive a massive jewfo and rosy red cheeks (yes i do look like that) and probably get the power of raging.

 

[Areani]

He'd gain sharp slanted eyebrows and the devilish mentality of an older brother.

 

[Spiner909]

Kirby would become an awesome musician, and then proceed to be run over by a car and a snowmobile.

 

[azncutthroat]

He'd get slanty eyes and start browsing the Escapist.

 

[Veleste]

He'd turn bright yellow and get the power to giggle so hard he passes out or glare people to death.

 

[The Austin]

I don't think that he would get a hat, but instead he would get a sweet belt buckle.

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