If Kirby ate you...

[uguito-93]

He would be a short Hispanic-Australian with a fro

 

[AWAR]

He would stop running around and play some real video game.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

He would grow tall and lean, and develop an irritating habit of absent-mindedly correcting everyone's grammatical errors

 

[ajemas]

He would put on a gi (martial arts uniform) and know Judo.

Have you guys thought about what happens to the person that Kirby eats? I would think that it would be a terrifying experience of having everything about you taken away and having everything else spat out.

 

[Locko96]

He'd wear a Che Guevara and a Mao hat. He'd also grow a hate for capitalism.

OT: An endless transition of gray shirts and jeans.

 

[Soxafloppin]

He would kick your ass at Mortal Kombat II.

That's it really.

That and this awfull haircut.

 

[Nick Holmgren]

He would gain a SC2 addiction and a good knowledge of how to play zerg.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

He'd carry a white flag, and run away from everyone.

 

[Sir Kemper]

He'd turn slightly pale, have the ability to be above average at shooter's, and he would also develope OCD.

 

[Insomniaku]

He would become grossly overweight and have the ability to post on the escapist and fap excessively =]

 

[CoverYourHead]

He'd get a cabby hat and the ability to never sleep.

 

[Johnny Cain]

He'd get rather pessimistic and worryingly overweight

 

[TimeLord]

He would gain a David Tennant haircut and brown trenchcoat

 

[Sunrider]

He would dualwield a pair of drumsticks, and his hairline would start receding.

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

He would gain either my fedora or my top hat and my glasses.

He would turn red.

He would get the power to draw well

 

[RockyH]

He'd get a fist emerging from his skull and me climbing out and his special ability would be to crawl around screaming in pain as I emerged from his smashed skull. That'll teach ya to mess with me, Kirby!

 

[The Night Shade]

He would wear an AC/DC T-shirt and have the power to be a beginner at drums

 

[RikSharp]

baseball cap, pony tail and a black belt. with the ability to deliver ninja death to his opponents.

*disclaimer*
i do not and i would not reccomend actually doing ninjitsu wearing a baseball cap.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

He would have a pair of glasses as his eyesight wouldn't be so great and he would wear a dark blue shirt and khakis so he could work at wal-mart. He would also start watching anime and play video games.

 

[TheDoctor455]

He'd get a small brown fedora and a black jacket.
Then, he would gain the ability to actually speak like a human being, just so he'd be able to deliver smart-ass remarks.

That's about it really.

Well... possibly my writing skill...