If knocking on doors was made illegal, how would you alert the householder of your presence?

[smearyllama]

Scream loudly and incoherently at the front door.
If that fails, an air raid siren.

I'm just that type of guy.

 

[Febel]

A cannon that shoots dogs with notes tied to them through peoples windows. I wonder if anyone will get this reference...

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Something like this, maybe?

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd knock on the wall next to the door or on a window. (This law has an obvious loophole).

 

[TheDude7053]

vuvuzela

 

[Kamehapa]

I would just walk in, grab some chips, and wait for them to eventually arrive in the living room.

 

[Hasido]

well if they have dogs, i would simply alert the dogs to my presence(by whistleing or something) and they will do my work for me.

if thats not an option, i may just stand in their window staring intently until they noticed me.


or you know, walk in, cuz no one locks there doors around here.

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

Does it count as knocking if I boot the door, but not hard enough to kick it in? Nah... that'd count as knocking.

What about putting on the aforementioned boots and their steel toed awesomeness, grabbing a megaphone and taping down the button before setting it on the porch, getting a clanky metal box on the porch and ultimately doing this on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22gpBv00gg&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s


My neighbors would just LOVE that

 

[novixz]

Knock on the door because I'm a bad ass.

 

[darksomos]

I'd probably do like most of the Meh-he-canos do here
in the South: car horn = door bell. Most of the time
if you try the door bell or knocking the illegal ones
think you are immigration and the rest just ignore you
until you switch to the car horn. My father taught a
police officer that, believe it or not.

 

[.No.]

Blow of the hinges with a shotgun. I just have to hope they're not behind the door.
Edit: Or just Noodle style. I'll just mail myself in a Fed-Ex box to their house.

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

Smash a hole in the door with an axe an say "Here's Johnny".

That seriously made me crack up laughing! You sir, win an internet cookie!

 

[RatRace123]

Walking up to the door and yelling "I'VE GOT A GUN!"

How dare they keep the door closed off to me!

 

[GraveeKing]

Either don't, or if you know the person inside send them a call and say you're outside
That's the only 2 I know of

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Your blow up doll has arrived, sir!"

 

[dex-dex]

batering ram.
or a clown horn

 

[Bran1470]

i would piss all over their door until they answered

 

[Firia]

I would KNOCK on the door. The day knocking became criminal, is the day I become a knocking revolutionist. That or use a gun and fire a shot into the air to announce my presence.

 

[SilentCom]

Set their house on fire, that'll surely get their attention. I know this is called arson, but the sheer irrationality of illegalizing knocking could surely have changed the laws about setting other people's houses ablaze?

Actually I would probably knock on the wall or window or something. The law is against knocking on the door, not anything else.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Either go down the chimney like Saint Nick, or throw a brick through a window.