If knocking on doors was made illegal, how would you alert the householder of your presence?

[Blatherscythe]

Breach charges, blow the fucking thing down.

 

[RussetRanger]

Will this be allowed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIac4nKaAy4

WARNING: Sexual content, but no nudity.

PS. There was one with it, but fracking YouTube.....!

 

[Lukeje]

Text message. Do people not do this anyway? It's sometimes the only way to let some of my friends know that there's someone at the door already...

 

[Spudgun Man]

Detonating Semtex in front of their door, so if they don't answer you can just invite yourself in.

 

[AlphaEcho]

Smoke signals.
Every day any day.

 

[twaddle]

i just text my girl when ever i show up at her house. Just use the same concept everywhere else

 

[YouEatLard]

People are already experimenting this.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44149021#44149021
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44162683#44162683

Neither attempt worked, so I'm thinking some of the above might work better. My picks for win are the brick through the window and/or setting the place on fire.

 

[Cheesus333]

Stand there calmly and scream the the top of my voice. Just a sort of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH" noise.

 

[Titan Buttons]

Knock on the wall or tap on a window while hoping I don't break it

 

[Luke3184]

.... I'm gunna need a zoo, a lot of fire and a small amount of hash....

 

[mjc0961]

If knocking on doors was made illegal

Just the door? Knock on the side of the house right next to the door. It should still make plenty of noise.

 

[chrin]

Headbanging!

EDIT:

Second thoughts, break out a guitar and do a rock solo!

 

[gruggins]

i'd scream "ahoy there" from the gate untill they opened the door

 

[PureChaos]

shout through the letterbox. should do the job

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Fireworks.

That is all.

 

[Pontus Hashis]

I'd train squirrels to tap dance "Let me in" in Mores code.
And I would keep them in my pants untill needed =P

 

[cahtush]

Two words. Rocket. Launcher.

 

[Gaminic]

Joke's on the cops, I don't have friends to visit.

 

[deathninja]

Randy Savage soundbites, at full volume.