If life gave out achievements...

[huntedannoyed]

10,000 kills.

 

[NeedAUserName]

OMG WTF IZ THT?!?

- Best combination of; ugliness, height, muscle, awful hair, and BO.

EDIT: only I can get it.

 

[Combined]

I dream of a Red Xmas... (50)
-Get a postcard for Christmas from your mother, father, friend, boss and/or children that calls you a "Communist" or "Dirty Red/Commie".

Good god, what is he good for? (50)
-Tell more than a hundred people that you are an atheist.

Captain Capitalism (200)
-Become a very very rich person and have your own company.

 

[wewontdie11]

What the fuck?
Make a complete sentence using only swear words. (25)

DENIED!
Get turned down by five women successively. (100)

Iron Liver
Drink a whole bottle of spirits and don't end up in casualty. (50)

Whoops
Fall 15 ft onto your head and walk away. (25)

 

[PersianLlama]

What would some of them be? To note all the random things that happen as we live our lives.
For example:

Friend Circle
Know a friend who knows a friend who knows a friend who knows a friend who knows you, and none of those people know each other.

I've actually had that happen on xfire. It took a lot of checking out to find it.
Another one:

Idiot Detective
Make 1,000 people stupid people feel stupid.

Like yesterday I went through a drive through and had the money in my hand. I started handing it out as the chick started handing me my food. So she puts the food down and takes my money and goes away. The manager stands there for 7 full minutes talking nonstop on the intercom with some retards, and no one gives our food which is standing right behind the glass.

I think idiot detective should be 100,000. It makes it a challenge.

 

[Anarchemitis]

The True Spirit of Christmas(75G)
-Experience the joy of giving.

The True Spirit of Fortress (40G)
-Experience the joy of gibbing.

For Science!! (20G)
-Finish Grade 12 Chemistry or Equivalent with a mark above 75%

Prolific Ears (40G)
-Have listened to over 120 hours of music.

Tu est un Grandé Sous Chef! Mes oui! (80G)
-Make a multi-course meal for over 25 people.

 

[wewontdie11]

David Vs Goliath
Start a fight with somebody bigger than you (preferably in a bar) and win (200)

Grammar Nazi
Pull up 100 people on their sentence structure in real life or on the internet (10)

 

[guyy]

Trachea No Breakea
Get hit in the neck with a flying sharp rock, but receive no injury whatsoever.

Illiterate Genius
Get a 5 on an AP science test without ever opening the textbook.

Captain Citrus
Drink enough fruit juice to flood an orchard.

Absurdly Oblivious
Live for at least 19 years without ever uttering the words "girlfriend" or "boyfriend."

Old Geeker
Turn your computer on, and forget why on Earth you turned it on, 1000 times.

 

[AmericanWarMachine]

Epic Fail
Go to a Globetrotters game and stand at the top of the down escalator while a drunk guy comes running up them and trip at the last step and spill bear all over you and at least two other friends. Bonus points if all he says is "Oopsie daisey!".

(True Story)

 

[the monopoly guy]

[http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php]
-10 gamerscore

 

[Kirimae]

You really have no intentions of getting out do you?
Clock up over 60 days played on WoW...

 

[Cyberius]

I managed to complete this one today
"Cookie Monsters, 50 points"
"Eat two boxes of cookies with a friend in under 10 minutes"

 

[PersianLlama]

You really have no intentions of getting out do you?
Clock up over 60 days played on WoW...

I clocked up 80, I feel ashamed of myself and I hate myself because of it. I'm off it now though. And pretty damn proud, hopefully no more MMO's, I miss my single player love.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Rented a tux (and not for prom this time) - 30 pts
Your friend has chosen you to be a groomsman in his wedding

(^I got that one twice, just this past summer)

McCoronary - 10 pts
Eat at least 7 double cheeseburgers in one sitting without puking and/or dying

(Sadly, I've earned this one as well)

 

[Stan the Great]

Money Well Wasted (100)
Buy a roll of bubble wrap.

Close Call (25)
Get shot at with a Roman candle.

The Quick and Easy Way (100)
Empty a swimming pool with a shotgun.

Here Fishys (5)
Stand still in water long enough for minnows to start nibbling on your toes.

Shut-in (-all other points)
Spend more than 6 hours on a MMORPG on a weekday.

 

[SimuLord]

McCoronary - 10 pts
Eat at least 7 double cheeseburgers in one sitting without puking and/or dying
(Sadly, I've earned this one as well)

Super Coronary - 50 pts.
Eat at least 7 Double Western Bacon Cheeseburgers from Carl's Jr. or Hardee's without puking and/or dying.

Do that and I'll be impressed. McDonald's burgers were what prompted the Wendy's "where's the beef?" ads back in '84. Seven of the doubles is barely over a pound of meat.