If life gave out achievements...

[Iron Mal]

Let's see...

This! is! er...line!- made a dramatic entrance- 35
SPOON!- laugh at (and understand) obscure references- 50
Harry Mason...he is woooman!- has been mistaken for a woman- 75
Pain in the argggh!- kicked in the groin 5 times (current progress 4/5)- 100
Lost in translation- Offend someone while giving them a compliment- 20

 

[Epifols]

Perfect Timing
Have someone buy you a birthday present, but before they give it to you get them mad at you and never give it.

Perfect Timing 2
Buy someone a birthday present, but before giving it get in an argument with the other person and not talk for a while.

Can't Cook
Go 1 week without any home made food.

Bloodloss
Bleed from every major body part.

Unaware
Make a fat joke in front of fat people, a black joke in front of black people, a handicapped joke in front of a handicapped.

 

[yourkie1921]

you mean 3 philapeno women . OH GAWD!!:

Have sex with 2 philapeno women and a man

Dork:
read this whole thread

gigady gigady goo:
have sex with an 18 year old and her mother at the same time

mike likey(my name is mike): send a lesbian bdsm video to yourkie1921

 

[howard_hughes]

Vindictive:
Call in a noise complaint on a party your friends throwing that you weren't invited to.

Whistle blower:
report illegal activities that your company is performing that result in 500 people losing their jobs.

Splinter Cell:
Successfully evade police efforts to apprehend you for 24 hour while police dogs are involved.

Just a Box?:
Unsuccessfully evade police dogs.

the collector:
contract Hepatitis A,B,and C and 3 incurable STDs before you're 25.

 

[afrophysics]

Guys if a thread is a duplicate of another, you're supposed to go to that one and let this one die, not keep posting on it.

 

[howard_hughes]

Guys if a thread is a duplicate of another, you're supposed to go to that one and let this one die, not keep posting on it.

they're not the same though, this one is life achievements things that happen or could happen in real life; while that one is game achievements that should have been.

I pose it this way: Which is the harder to accomplish 1000 head shots in a game like Halo or 1000 head shots in real life?

 

[Megamet]

GTA Made me do it - 1000pts
Punch Jack *insert name of a certain dectective in Tintin here* in the face

Jesus F#%$ing Christ! - 50pt
Swear loudly in the middle of a crowded place

FOOD FIGHT!!! - 25pt
Sucessfully started a food fight

 

[blank0000]

The question:
Find the meaning of life

 

[D_987]

Genius (10G) sucsessfully fall victim to a telehpone scam.

 

[Sarge7777]

ah crap (3000p) go to the presidents office and accidentally launch a nuke at a friendly nation

what the... (250) Get drunk and end up at a Wal-mart in another town not knowing how you got there

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

Nerves of Steel(100G)
Resist peer pressure to drink, smoke or do anything stupid if egged on.

Just recently got this one, my friends wanted me to do some Parkour just to prove that I could, I didn't, I got congratulated by one of my friends afterwards for not giving in. Went outside when everyone else was inside, I owned that wall, felt well proud afterwards
Been offered drink and cigarettes, even weed numerous times, not felt compelled to try any. Started drinking just to see what it was like because I chose to, stopped drinking about 2 months ago(from start of this year to June).

 

[SniperWolf427]

Hibernation (25G)
Successfully sleep an entire day away.

LOLZ YOU UBER SUXORZ!!!!!11111!!!! (-100G)
Fail your driving test, twice.

Hope You're Proud (-50G)
Has bought a Force FX Lightsaber, only to have it lose its appeal two days later.

BEEN THROUGH THE DANGER ZONE!!!! (30G)
Owned a pair of aviator sunglasses.

Musical Genious (10000000000G)
You understand that Tool is simply the greatest band ever.

 

[Epifols]

Defenseless
Have a little girl put a foot long scratch into your car with her bike.

Just unlocked that one!

Second Thoughts
Win an argument, and later realize that you were wrong.

 

[SniperWolf427]

Freak (50G)
Get more than two kills in a Counter Strike match.

I Likez Ta Share (150G)
One-hundered people have smelled the wrath of your farts.

Show Off (25G)
Found out an article of clothing had a huge hole in it but wore it anyway.

Smart Shopper (20G)
A vending machine has given you two items for the price of one.

 

[afrophysics]

Guys if a thread is a duplicate of another, you're supposed to go to that one and let this one die, not keep posting on it.

they're not the same though, this one is life achievements things that happen or could happen in real life; while that one is game achievements that should have been.

No it isn't.

 

[meatloaf231]

Bad Hiding Place (10G)
Arrive home from work and find your 6 year old playing Grand Theft Auto

Limited Vocabulary (15G)
Use the same word at least 5 times in a single paragraph

Frothing (25G)
Use the same swearword at least 5 times in a single paragraph

 

[Epifols]

Friendly
Have an emo friend, a goth friend, a jock friend, a preppy friend, a geek friend, and a foreign friend.

No Need For That
Don't get you hair cut for 12 months

Invisible
After looking for something and giving up, find it within the hour, after you no longer need it. 10 times.

Psycho-not
Give someone advice as a joke, and have them actually take it.

 

[TheBadass]

Limited Vocabulary (15G)
Use the same word at least 5 times in a single paragraph

Damn it, fifteen year old me wins.