If life gave out achievements...

[mshcherbatskaya]

There is no Escape:
Find out that someone you know is also on the Escapist.


Career Limiting Move:
Say something extremely critical of your job without realizing the vice-president of your company is standing right behind you.


Secret Password:
Make an obscure reference to something fringe or geeky to someone who unexpectedly gets it.


Password Incorrect:
Make an obscure reference to someone you expect will get it but they totally don't.

 

[howard_hughes]

I have the bomb?: 4500
successfully sneak a bomb through Isreali airport security.

what a d1ck: 10
end a 10 year marriage by getting caught cheating and blame your infidelity on the kids.

so confused: 150
claim to be straight then hook up with members of the same sex when moderately intoxicated twice.

The Anti-Christ: 10000
Turn 50 gallons of wine into urine, urinate on 12 people

Determined psychopath: 25
murder a person in view of 4 other bystanders with an object that was never intend to do harm.

 

[Dommyboy]

Keep on rollin'
Rickroll over 6000 people

I have completed that one ^

 

[Silver Patriot]

A Posters Life,5000 posts--200 points
"You post daily sharing your immense wisdom with all who seek it.
You are never wrong and strike all nay sayers with quick decisive rebuttal.
Post on man, Post on."

Also, I feel that I need to post this GameInformer Article in the spirt of this topic.

[http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=laol0.jpg]

 

[Madaxeman101]

Epic Fail
You fell down the stairs

 

[Megamet]

Vigilante - 40pt

Capture, or aided significantly in the capture, of a wanted criminal while NOT being in a law enforcement agency.

GTA4 made me do it - 60pt

Rob a bank. And leave. With the money.

BOOM! HEADSHOT! - 30pt

Hit someone on the head with a baseball during a baseball match.

You need help. - 20pt

Be an emo jerk.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Licence to Kill: Watch every Bond movie on DVD...twice. Including Never Say Never Again.-40 points

RP Nerd: Get 4K extra posts from doing RPs.-60 points

 

[Wellby]

OOPS: Born via broken condom
Look out below: dropped on head as a child
Truama: Gained a mental illness via stress
Puppy Love: Fall in love with a girl in highschool
First!: Have sex for first time
OOPS: Impregnate via broken condom
Shotgun Wedding: forced into marrage
Cold Feet: Escape a wedding
Runaway: Runaway from home for over a week
Quit Button: Suicide
Now that that abismal story is over... uuuh
Puppy love: Hug 1000 puppys!

 

[Max Hegel]

Two Chicks At The Same Time: 30 points.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Carry on Grinding (400 points)
Do a 60 hour week

Your Boss Hates you? (500 points)
Do a 70 hour week

Gwynethed (1000 points Men, 1 point women)
Break out in tears at the end of a weepy.

MORE POWER!! (1 point Men, 1000 points Women)
Open a jamjar purely by wrist muscle.

Pipe Bomb (500 points)
Fart in a crowded Lift

Uber Nerd (750 points)
On completion of Pipe Bomb, immediately shout "DOKTOR!" or "Hold on Sarge, we're coming"

 

[puffbro1]

THE RAINBOW KEEPS TELLING ME TO DO IT SOME MORE (50)
You got high. REALLY high

Teacher
Teach someone under the age of 10 a swear word, and have them demonstrate to their parents

Bad Influence
Get 10 people to drink, 5 people to smoke, and 1 person to do drugs.

It's bad that these are like the only one's I've got

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Unfair:
Get more posts than my origonal version of this.

Redirected *****:
Get sent to mine http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.69478#663136

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Insomniac- Get less than 7 hours of sleep at least 3 days in a row.

Done, whats next?

 

[TheBadass]

You Do This Too Often, Creepy Man (50)
-Log in over 500 hours of gaming in three months.

 

[wordsmith]

You Do This Too Often, Creepy Man (50)
-Log in over 500 hours of gaming in three months.

is it bad that I did 250 in 3 weeks? Damn HalfLife series...

 

[TheBadass]

You Do This Too Often, Creepy Man (50)
-Log in over 500 hours of gaming in three months.

is it bad that I did 250 in 3 weeks? Damn HalfLife series...

...Wow. It depends, did you still eat? Because a line is crossed if not. A big line. Made of fire.

Good Job, Self Control is Good (30)
You stopped playing a game you love to go to work/school/a brothel. Not many consistantly get this, goddamn video gamez.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Whoop-dee-fucking-doo (-20 points)

Brag about your gaming prowess to someone not interested in gaming with a much better job than you.

 

[Dudemeister]

Calm Down:
Throw your band new laptop at your brandnew HDTV because of a wasp.

Done that one !

 

[Dudemeister]

Insomniac- Get less than 7 hours of sleep at least 3 days in a row.

Done that one too!